reumbursement

Payment dat you give someone for just "hemmin' 'n' hawin' around" instead of actually moving forwards with a project, decision, etc.

Sign above da front clerk's desk in an office, store, or hotel:
"Answer desk:
Answers: $1.00
Answers that require thought: $2.00

Correct answers: $3.00
Dumb looks: Free --- clerk receives no "reumbursement", so we charge nothing from you in this case, either."

reumbursement by QuacksO September 5, 2026

Fecal Reimbursement 

The act of defacating on another being after they have recently passed stool in an attempt to restore or "reimburse them."

"After that big shit i took i was dying toget some Fecal Reimbursement"

Fecal Reimbursement by Tai Mai shoo December 21, 2008

Reimbursement Shuffle

Complicated series of dance moves required to get money back from the Treasurer. This is after spending your own money for company business. First you need to find all partners (the signer, the payee, and the treasurer,) and get them in the same room.

Once the dance card is full, you must have your paperwork in order or the whole dance will end and you have to start all over.

Alison*: Holly, are you ready to dance! It's Reimbursement Shuffle time!

Holly*: (look of terror) Oh god, no! can't you just donate it to the company? I am not in the groove for the Reimbursement Shuffle.

Reimbursement Shuffle by Prissy99 April 29, 2009

built-in back-rub reimbursement 

AKA "boobies", particularly if they're C-cup or larger. As we all know, a guy will grant 'most any ordinary request from a buxom gal while she's nestling her ample chest-pillows against him (especially if it's direct skin-to-skin contact), and so as long as she lovingly clasps him in her arms and "supplies" him with her soft warm comforting ta-tas pressed firmly against his chest as "payment" for his efforts, he'll keep massaging her back.

I sometimes get totally achy arms from giving Tiffany a three-quarter-hour-long back-rub, but how can I stop when she is continuously "recompensing" me for my services with her built-in back-rub reimbursement???

built-in back-rub reimbursement by QuacksO August 28, 2017

Endoexoneuralafroeurasiancontenxtualizationary reinstatiatory complexionary reimbursementized photophalic representational translocationalemia antimultienlargementationalism

A religion representing paying reparations to a complex (school of thought) that carries out the replacement of context regarding to Afroeurasia inside or outside the brain via the image of a penis, which location is being moved within the bloodstream, which opposes the enlargement of multiple items

Dave: I practice Endoexoneuralafroeurasiancontenxtualizationary reinstatiatory complexionary reimbursementized photophalic representational translocationalemia antimultienlargementationalism

Darrell: what's that?

Dave: I don't even really know, I just picked it up off the streets of New Budapestanbulstan

Endoexoneuralafroeurasiancontenxtualizationary reinstatiatory complexionary reimbursementized photophalic representational translocationalemia antimultienlargementationalism by Loitapuatanesiri August 5, 2025