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rettes by Chrisdaballer June 4, 2007
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Ghetto-rettes • Jew-rettes • Baffoon ‘a’ Rettes • Beers and Rettes • touch of the 'rettes • rette • Reetesh • Retessi • Retter • Rittes
touch of the 'rettes
Suffering from tourettes syndrome for a brief period of time. Usually involves excessive use of the word "Fuck" and anything related to female anatomy.
#1: Holy sweet fucking vagina fairy! Hot goddamn bullshiting vulvarian cancer of the pussyitis im fucking angry!
#2: Calm down. Its only a hospital. They wont hurt you here.
#1: Sorry. I must have a touch of the 'rettes.
#2: Calm down. Its only a hospital. They wont hurt you here.
#1: Sorry. I must have a touch of the 'rettes.
touch of the 'rettes by Sir Ty December 9, 2008
Ghetto-rettes
Someone that blurts into a small ebonic episode due to lack of proper etiquette, grammar, and at times vocabulary. These symptoms can quickly assist on where the individual grew-up and how they were raised.
Ghetto-rettes by Macho215 April 22, 2009
Jew-rettes
Allen:God, ever since Dylan got his 100$ he's been rubbing it in my face!
Andrew: I know, total case of Jew-rettes
Andrew: I know, total case of Jew-rettes
Jew-rettes by Freakingjewsman December 22, 2008
Beers and Rettes
This term is used to describe the socialising of various youngsters in both chilled and more excitable modes of activity.
Normally, young people who are described by this term are consuming beer (Beers) and cigarettes (Rettes).
Prior to, and once decided on pursuing this course of entertainment for the evening, young people tend to chant (at various volumes) this phrase, to help ensure it happens.
Normally, young people who are described by this term are consuming beer (Beers) and cigarettes (Rettes).
Prior to, and once decided on pursuing this course of entertainment for the evening, young people tend to chant (at various volumes) this phrase, to help ensure it happens.
Paul: Hey man what do you want to do tonight?
Peter: I don't know man - maybe we can just go chill with some beers and rettes
Paul and Peter: BEERS AND RETTES, BEERS AND RETTES, BEERS AND RETTES.
Peter: I don't know man - maybe we can just go chill with some beers and rettes
Paul and Peter: BEERS AND RETTES, BEERS AND RETTES, BEERS AND RETTES.
Beers and Rettes by manypartycannn December 21, 2010
Baffoon ‘a’ Rettes
When a person or persons can’t coherently string commands or sentences together without placing in random and pointless facts that a 4 year old would even say.
Jesus John the boss is suffering from Baffoon ‘a’ Rettes again, I get more sense from my 2 year old cocker spaniel.
Baffoon ‘a’ Rettes by anonymous September 29, 2020
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The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
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