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n. Cigarettes. The "Cool" jargon, as opposed to "butts"
Hey Jack, can you spare some rettes?
rettes by ALEXfromExeter August 21, 2005
Words you can keep
Slang term for Tourettes Syndrome. (I would know cuz i have it)
Alex:"Hey Chris was that your rettes?"
Chris:"What?"
Alex:"That movement"
rettes by Chrisdaballer June 4, 2007

touch of the 'rettes 

Suffering from tourettes syndrome for a brief period of time. Usually involves excessive use of the word "Fuck" and anything related to female anatomy.
#1: Holy sweet fucking vagina fairy! Hot goddamn bullshiting vulvarian cancer of the pussyitis im fucking angry!
#2: Calm down. Its only a hospital. They wont hurt you here.
#1: Sorry. I must have a touch of the 'rettes.
touch of the 'rettes by Sir Ty December 9, 2008

Ghetto-rettes 

Someone that blurts into a small ebonic episode due to lack of proper etiquette, grammar, and at times vocabulary. These symptoms can quickly assist on where the individual grew-up and how they were raised.
We were having a delightful chat about the housing market. Then she Ghetto-rettes me with "yamean".
Ghetto-rettes by Macho215 April 22, 2009

Jew-rettes 

someone who overly speaks of money
Allen:God, ever since Dylan got his 100$ he's been rubbing it in my face!
Andrew: I know, total case of Jew-rettes
Jew-rettes by Freakingjewsman December 22, 2008

Beers and Rettes 

This term is used to describe the socialising of various youngsters in both chilled and more excitable modes of activity.

Normally, young people who are described by this term are consuming beer (Beers) and cigarettes (Rettes).

Prior to, and once decided on pursuing this course of entertainment for the evening, young people tend to chant (at various volumes) this phrase, to help ensure it happens.
Paul: Hey man what do you want to do tonight?

Peter: I don't know man - maybe we can just go chill with some beers and rettes

Paul and Peter: BEERS AND RETTES, BEERS AND RETTES, BEERS AND RETTES.
Beers and Rettes by manypartycannn December 21, 2010

Baffoon ‘a’ Rettes 

When a person or persons can’t coherently string commands or sentences together without placing in random and pointless facts that a 4 year old would even say.
Jesus John the boss is suffering from Baffoon ‘a’ Rettes again, I get more sense from my 2 year old cocker spaniel.
Baffoon ‘a’ Rettes by anonymous September 29, 2020
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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