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Rette is used as a noun describing how annoying or bothering someone is. It also describes a kid of behavior, when a person is too stubborn and self assured. It can also describe a person with bad fashion sense, doing old trends or just being extra as hell.

Read as "rettey".

Happy using?
Oh my god, did you see Kayla with that skirt, ugh she's so rette.
Rette by Lil Stanky November 21, 2020
Rette is used as a noun describing how annoying or bothering someone is. It also describes a kid of behavior, when a person is too stubborn and self assured. It can also describe a person with bad fashion sense, doing old trends or just being extra as hell.

Read as "rettey".

Happy using?
Oh my god, did you see Kayla with that skirt, ugh she's so rette.
Rette by Lil Stanky November 21, 2020
A slimy grime ball that thinks he’s good at every game but he smells. Has a full grown beard at 17 and is balding. He’s also afraid of driving a car.
Yo look at that rette over there he ages two times faster than everyone and he smells
Rette by AverageRetteHater September 30, 2023

Blast a rette 

Smoke a cigarette
"Yo let's go out back and blast a rette"

Guro Reiten 

Baby-faced assassin. Assist queen. Gets FIRED UP when she scores. Won the Norwegian Golden Ball for best football player in the country.
You see that icon? That's Guro Reiten.
Guro Reiten by chFree77 November 2, 2023

Retendous 

The act of creating a word and using the word( the word would be retendous too)in presence of someone who believes itself to be a smart-ass with a great vocabulary to later on finding them using that word and then telling them that it is not a real word that is present in a dictionary other than urbandictionary proving that they are just an ass.
Guy annoyed by smart-ass: That party was so retendous!
...hours later...

smart-ass: Man, I had the most retendolous time in *insert random bar here*

Guy annoyed by smart-ass: That is not a real word...

smart-ass: but I heard you say it a few hours ago

Guy annoyed by smart-ass: i just made that word up to prove you are an ass
Retendous by toxkapownd September 25, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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