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Rettage is the kindest person on earth. She’s hot and pretty at the same time. She’s also smart, successful, artistic, athletic, mature, unique, very Romantic, interesting, fun to be around, and so caring and thoughtful. As she will always make sure ur mentally and physically okay, and if not she will definitely be glad to helpp. She just wants the best for everyone. She might also be clumsy, and nervous around people she doesn’t know.
She loves gifts, hugs, surprises and also she loves being around a lot of her friends. She’s amazing and very talkative (in a good way) once you get to know herr. She’s also a good listener that’s why people feel comfortable talking to her.
Person: have u seen this new girl named Rettage??
Person2: yeah she’s pretty and Amazing and has a great personality.
Person: whoever is dating her is so lucky dude.
rettage by Cranky girl November 23, 2021
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Leftover residue from the chick thats done the whole frat house.
After Kelly did Mark, Wayne, Brian AND Todd she left a trail of rottage through the hall.
Rottage by The Sanchez Collective February 15, 2009
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Rettagliata 

The noblest of stallions comparable to Derek Jeter or Channing Tatum. Known for their rock solid bodies and lack of cooking skills.
you wish you were a rettagliata
Rettagliata by leftystick February 5, 2013

restage and guidage 

When you are doing a chick doggy style, and you REST your left hand on her lower back, and place your right hand on her right hip, to GUIDE her during the thrusting.
Steve was plowing her in Restage and Guidage mode.
When rotting becomes so severe that it precedes all previous rotting.
That road-kill is commencing serious rottage.
rottage by NaviGas June 6, 2005