He probably has on those bell-bottoms you didn't know still existed with some leather trousers, italian cook pants or flare slacks but don't let his gucci loafers distract you from that beautiful lacoste cardigan, varsity jacket, western shirt or pleated dress shirt and you already know his hair looks like he curled it with your girlfriend's curling iron. he got on those glasses with that vintage cap. you pushin p, he pushin that 'cash out' button on Harley Davidson's website.
obsessed with things considered retro; loves to talk about old stuff; refuses to watch anything made after 2010; only buys vintage clothing, and makes sure everyone knows it; frequently comments about the decline in quality of modern goods