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What preppy girls and scene boys do to their facebook pictures to make themselves look more attractive.
Isn't Katie usually a pizzaface?

Yeah, her picture's totally retouched.
Retouch by Enigmatical November 10, 2010
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What gangeter' females do to their myspace pictures in order to make themselves look better.

Retouchin can also be used for any other sort of "repair".
If you scratch the paint on your sweet ride...it will need retouchin.
Retouchin by Shannon & Kelsey April 20, 2008

Mariah's retoucher 

When someone (mostly a celebrity) is photographed and then the photo is retouched so that the model is almost unrecognizable in a very good way, you say that they have hired Mariah's retoucher
"They have hired Mariah's retoucher for that magazinecover"

Redouchebag 

1. One who forgets to reduce a math problem to its simplest form.

2. A douche bag that has been used twice for two different people.

3. A bag used to was a douche bag.
Max is a redouchebag because he forget to simplify his math and he has been used twice to clean two different vaginas.
Redouchebag by mikeyPman April 23, 2010

redouché 

Redouché

When someone acts out and apologizes afterwards reclaiming the right to be called a nice guy and then acts like a douché again.
Sally proclaimed that she was going to move out without giving notice for the second time. She explained her need to grow up and then redouché'd herself by refusing to pay rent.
redouché by GutterfluffGunk April 19, 2011

Redouche 

To become less of a douche bag.
Zac Efron needs to be redouched.
Redouche by Matt Cock April 10, 2009

Redouchelous 

So beyond modern douchery and ridiculousness, that only "redouchelous" will will suffice. Lacking common sense, substance, or general composure.
"That test was so redouchelous bra. None of the questions made any sense. "

"Does she realize just how redouchelous that dress looks on her? I mean you can so see her entire snatch showing through."
Redouchelous by HotMamaShakalaka April 18, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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