retarty

noun (ri-ˈtär-tē)
A retarded party.

"Man, why did I let you drag me to this fuckin' retarty?"

"Everyone around here throws fuckin' retarties!"

by Rinny Tintarded August 23, 2014

retart

Retarded spelling of 'retard'

<KlingonKnight> HAR GHA URA SUK @ HAXORING
<Buttock> And?
<KlingonKnight> SHATAP URA RETART

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003

apple retart

A word used by someone in the bakery section of a shop to someone they are annoyed with.

Becka: Hey Linsey I like this nut cake even though I'm allergic to nuts do you think I should get it
Linsey: No! Becka you shouldn't get it you apple retart.

by Kitsune Swordsman June 2, 2017

retarted

One who has been given additional tarts.

Tartmobile vendor: Here is your extra tart sir. Consider yourself retarted.
Tartmobile customer: Yes thank you I am certainly retarted and happy!

by underdogFromLux September 13, 2008

Retarticle

Describing something that is rhetorically retarded

Boss: do secretaries do laundry too?
Secretary: some secretaries don't even do their OWN laundry, so dont ask retarticle questions!
Boss: do u mean retarded or rhetorical?
Secretary: combination of both

by Chendawg522 January 5, 2008

retarted

A retarded person's way of spelling the word "retarded."

Ex: Han Solo is retarded for making a definiton for the word retarted without knowing how to spell it correctly.

"ZOMG I'M SO RETARDED I SAY RETARTED!!!"

by Kfizzle April 28, 2006

retart

Someone with the intelligence of a pop-tart.

Becky was being a retart when she put her hand in the blender.

by MuffinMurder December 1, 2015