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Retardification

The process by which someone or something becomes retarded.
1. Mindless reality shows such as Hole in the Wall contribute mightily to the retardification of the citizens of the United States.

2. If one watches more than 2 minutes of Mind of Mencia, they automatically lose 15 IQ points, as proven in studies conducted by an institute. That makes Mind of Mencia one of the world's leaders in aiding the retardification of the Earth's population.

Retardificate 

To make someone or something retarded, or of lower functionality than it was prior to its retardification.
ex1: I just can't bring myself to talk to that hot girl. Every time I get close to her I get retardificated.

ex2: I dropped my laptop yesterday, and now it's all screwed up and retardificated!
Retardificate by celtwolf January 3, 2010

retardificated 

wen you are a girl named jaden
my sister she is verry retardificated
retardificated by jfhjsdcas December 24, 2007

Retardificate 

To make retarded; the act of making one mentally ill; to mentally slow one or more peoples
Tom was going to retardificate Sam but he wimped out and played runescape instead.
Retardificate by daveycman94 October 4, 2009

retarfication 

you're a retarf and you have went through retarfication
retarfication by BOBISAWESOME98 January 13, 2011
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