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Relapist 

A person who does everything in their power to creep on and eventually force you or a friend unwillingly into a non consensual relationship.
"I've been talking to Lauren a lot...and I think I just want to be friends...she seems to have other things in mind. I feel like I'm going to be walking in some dark alley and she will leap out of the shadows, forcing me into a meaningless relationship. Such a Relapist.
Relapist by GreenEggsNGraham October 3, 2008
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Committed Relapist 

Someone who is always in a serious and committed relationship even though the relationships don't last and move way too quickliy. Who the relapist is in a relaptionship with changes frequently and singleness lasts only hours.
Dude, be single for a while, you're such a committed relapist
Committed Relapist by BarnibusStinson September 30, 2011
Someone who takes pleasure in farming crops to the point of a crime. One such person typically uses a sickle to farm their land.
I heard that guy next door is a real reapist.
Reapist by MilesN June 18, 2020
One who reaps forcibly in an unsolicited and often violent manner
.. baby take my hand, don't fear the reapist, baby I'm your man. .
Reapist by The Marquis of Bath November 22, 2020