7 definitions by The Marquis of Bath
The place known for it's hosting of an annual gathering of Pug dogs to ride and race in miniature motor vehicles
. . " Disorderly conduct has once again marred the annual PugMarston festival of speed the future of the event is uncertain following a large number of complaints from local residents."
by The Marquis of Bath November 27, 2020
Archaic term for a geriatric genital nib (specifically in males) that has been exposed to harsh weather conditions for a prolonged period of time.
. . "Tales told of the old man and the sea, the great bellwether exposed windswept head and rude as a thorn."
by The Marquis of Bath November 27, 2020
Male acolytes of The Earl of Cardigan who became informally known among his aristocratic piers as Lord Quimquiller owing to his habit of casually caressing female cortiers with a feathered ink pen
. . In these days of liberal enlightenment and political correctness it is sometimes hard to admit that I was once proud to be among the finest Quimquillerman in the old empire.
by The Marquis of Bath November 27, 2020
by The Marquis of Bath November 22, 2020
The act of politely declining, avoiding or otherwise steering clear of the African horn when confronted with its formidable size and power ostensibly so as not to appear racist.
... " Ladies of good standing shall be well advised to adhere strictly to the policy of Rounding the Horn of Africa should it be offered , deny it, snub it slap it's purple swollen face. Rebuke and refuse it's rude and rampant advances costs, for ones honour may well be at stake, whilst remaining mindful of the consequences for international relations."
by The Marquis of Bath November 27, 2020
Adj. ; Deriving from or possessing distinct similarities to Seville orange Marmalade or other sweet citrus fruit preserve.
Adj.; Person or entity exhibiting the typical physical attributes of persons from the Turkish city of Marmaris.
Adj.; Person or entity exhibiting the typical physical attributes of persons from the Turkish city of Marmaris.
.." A poor quality breakfast buffet devoid of jam or any conventional conserves of a Marmaloid nature."
.." of all the mulatto of Mugla the Marmaloid are feared and respected in almost equal measure."
.." of all the mulatto of Mugla the Marmaloid are feared and respected in almost equal measure."
by The Marquis of Bath November 27, 2020
A person or an instrument that during times of plague or pandemic provides for the perceived desire for intense but short term physical pleasuring
by stimulation of and / or with the use of hygienic face-coverings .
by stimulation of and / or with the use of hygienic face-coverings .
". . Many a good man has fallen from grace to the sinful pleasuring afforded by a Maskwhisk"
. . " Pay no heed to the false prophets who gurn with the passion only when in the fervent grip of the maskwhisk."
. . " Pay no heed to the false prophets who gurn with the passion only when in the fervent grip of the maskwhisk."
by The Marquis of Bath November 27, 2020