Relapist

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A person who does everything in their power to creep on and eventually force you or a friend unwillingly into a non consensual relationship.

"I've been talking to Lauren a lot...and I think I just want to be friends...she seems to have other things in mind. I feel like I'm going to be walking in some dark alley and she will leap out of the shadows, forcing me into a meaningless relationship. Such a Relapist.

Relapist by GreenEggsNGraham October 3, 2008

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Committed Relapist

Someone who is always in a serious and committed relationship even though the relationships don't last and move way too quickliy. Who the relapist is in a relaptionship with changes frequently and singleness lasts only hours.

Dude, be single for a while, you're such a committed relapist

Committed Relapist by BarnibusStinson September 30, 2011

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Relapist • Committed Relapist • Reapist • relacist • Relapsturbation • Relatist • relaxisti • renapist • Real pistol

Relatist

When an individual is prejudice towards a relative of his or her family.

Seth is constantly cracking jokes about his sister. He's a relatist.

Relatist by Cut It Out Jim! November 24, 2011

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relaxisti

big cocked man who also knows the art of thunder booty clapping. he is a max build necro in gaia which means hes also gayl.

i want to see tbc but ass naked twerking on the street all oiled up
snowy - same i like your taste relaxisti

relaxisti by DarkSnowman56 June 24, 2022

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renapist

a kid named rene who touches girls

yo, look at renapist

renapist by tommy man May 26, 2020

Reapist

Someone who takes pleasure in farming crops to the point of a crime. One such person typically uses a sickle to farm their land.

I heard that guy next door is a real reapist.

Reapist by MilesN June 18, 2020

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Relapsturbation

A whining excuse by a drunk or druggie for everything thats just jerking your dick and blame shifting..

He was in full stroke Relapsturbation saying "Dude I was relapsed when I stold your car ran over your sister, then fucked your 3 year old......Im not responsible.. I was relapsed.... I need rehab"

Then I clubbed the troll like a harp seal.....

Relapsturbation by Bill the Random December 20, 2010

Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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