A person who does everything in their power to creep on and eventually force you or a friend unwillingly into a non consensual relationship.
"I've been talking to Lauren a lot...and I think I just want to be friends...she seems to have other things in mind. I feel like I'm going to be walking in some dark alley and she will leap out of the shadows, forcing me into a meaningless relationship. Such a Relapist.
by GreenEggsNGraham October 3, 2008
Get the Relapist mug.Someone who is always in a serious and committed relationship even though the relationships don't last and move way too quickliy. Who the relapist is in a relaptionship with changes frequently and singleness lasts only hours.
by BarnibusStinson September 30, 2011
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i want to see tbc but ass naked twerking on the street all oiled up
snowy - same i like your taste relaxisti
snowy - same i like your taste relaxisti
by DarkSnowman56 June 24, 2022
Get the relaxisti mug.Someone who takes pleasure in farming crops to the point of a crime. One such person typically uses a sickle to farm their land.
by MilesN June 18, 2020
Get the Reapist mug.A whining excuse by a drunk or druggie for everything thats just jerking your dick and blame shifting..
He was in full stroke Relapsturbation saying "Dude I was relapsed when I stold your car ran over your sister, then fucked your 3 year old......Im not responsible.. I was relapsed.... I need rehab"
Then I clubbed the troll like a harp seal.....
Then I clubbed the troll like a harp seal.....
by Bill the Random December 20, 2010
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