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Relapist 

A person who does everything in their power to creep on and eventually force you or a friend unwillingly into a non consensual relationship.
"I've been talking to Lauren a lot...and I think I just want to be friends...she seems to have other things in mind. I feel like I'm going to be walking in some dark alley and she will leap out of the shadows, forcing me into a meaningless relationship. Such a Relapist.
Relapist by GreenEggsNGraham October 3, 2008
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Committed Relapist 

Someone who is always in a serious and committed relationship even though the relationships don't last and move way too quickliy. Who the relapist is in a relaptionship with changes frequently and singleness lasts only hours.
Dude, be single for a while, you're such a committed relapist
Committed Relapist by BarnibusStinson September 30, 2011
When an individual is prejudice towards a relative of his or her family.
Seth is constantly cracking jokes about his sister. He's a relatist.
Relatist by Cut It Out Jim! November 24, 2011
big cocked man who also knows the art of thunder booty clapping. he is a max build necro in gaia which means hes also gayl.
i want to see tbc but ass naked twerking on the street all oiled up
snowy - same i like your taste relaxisti
relaxisti by DarkSnowman56 June 24, 2022

renapist 

a kid named rene who touches girls
yo, look at renapist
renapist by tommy man May 26, 2020
Someone who takes pleasure in farming crops to the point of a crime. One such person typically uses a sickle to farm their land.
Reapist by MilesN June 18, 2020

Relapsturbation

A whining excuse by a drunk or druggie for everything thats just jerking your dick and blame shifting..
He was in full stroke Relapsturbation saying "Dude I was relapsed when I stold your car ran over your sister, then fucked your 3 year old......Im not responsible.. I was relapsed.... I need rehab"

Then I clubbed the troll like a harp seal.....
Relapsturbation by Bill the Random December 20, 2010