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relevation

homeboy mistyped/mispronounced "revelation." Technically also means "lifted up" but nobody intentionally uses that definition in this day and age
homeboy: dude I was tripping on acid last weekend and had a mind-blowing relevation!
dude: Pretty sure you mean revelation but go off I guess
by wuak November 4, 2018
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relevation

n. remembering a profound event in your recent life... and forgeting it again because you are ripped.
ahhh yeah... i had a relevation today. Ummm. Yeah. Relevation, HA! Ok I forget now.
by Moniks April 3, 2008
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relevation

n. Any moment in which one could say,"I never thought of it that way before."
Spencer:"I heard bug parts get in chocolate bars, but how?"
Zach:"Well, last I checked, bugs like plants."
Spencer:"I...I..oh dang..."
Aaron:"Thanks for that relevation Zach."
Zach:"Anytime fool."
by Angel of Justice July 18, 2008
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Relevation

Trumped-up revelation that is supposed to be relevant to a certain time, person, event, place or period, but isn't.
The evangelist's relevation to the congregation was that God wants them to give the Church more money.
by Dustcircle August 31, 2012
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Relevation

To be in the current act of relevation is to be bearing upon or connected with the matter in hand
"In relevation to the subject..."
by Blondie_Jones September 17, 2020
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relationship test

1) n. A secret task or condition you place on a person who you've just started dating to evaluate whether or not that person is relationship material.

2) n. A detrimental, often self-destructive lie of great significance told to expose the true character of one's partner. This is often done (ironically) in efforts to overcome one's own fear of commitment or to sabotage the relationship. (See mind fuck.)

3) n. The date during which one introduces one's partner to one's family for purposes of evaluating the long term viability of the relationship.
When Matt goes on a first date with a chick, he opens her car door first and then walks around back. If she doesn't reach over and unlock his door, she fails the relationship test 'cause she's probably a selfish cunt.

Whenever Claire needs to figure out if she wants to continue seeing some guy, she breaks out the, "I'm biologically male" relationship test. Then she sits back and watches the sparks fly.
by lugnutwrench July 6, 2008
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Brønsted Relationship

Describes the correlation between degree of attraction and relationship kinetics. When used to describe a precise period within a relationship it indicates the "friends with benefits" zone; when log (attraction) is proportional to log (rate of relationship progression). Unfortunately no Bronsted Relationship lasts forever, hence the "ø." Eventually the linear correlation breaks down when the mechanism of attraction changes as the relationship matures. Also at very high degrees of attraction, the rate may become saturated and become a zero order process. As in both parties are focusing on zero considerations apart from physical intimacy.
Human 1: "Dude; Jack and Rose are all over each other!"
Human 2: "Yea it's still a Brønsted Relationship."
Human 1: "Well it's a bummer cause Jack never comes over to watch football or make creme brulee anymore."
Human 2: "Don't worry, in a few months they'll be over it."
by Big Diggity January 16, 2015
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