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Nice mullet pretty big likes lesbians and boys is really kind and loves his family

Hey reitu

Hey dude your hot

reitu by Joehoehoe November 21, 2021

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rectumobile

An expensive sports car or similarly overpriced automobile that is driven by an asshole in an attempt to impress others.

"I don't know why Mr. Peabody feels the need to drive that horrible new rectumobile. He must be going through a mid-life crisis."

"Gertrude is driving one of those annoying rectumobiles now. Doesn't she realize that everyone thinks she's nothing more than a pathetic old maid with money?"

"There are so many rectumobiles on the road. It just goes to show how many assholes there are in the world."

rectumobile by www.babysue.com December 29, 2006

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Related Words

Reituki • reitu • reitumetse • rectum • rectum ranger • rectumraider • Rectum Rocket • rectum wrecker • rectumfy • rectum ripper

Rectum reboot

To have a second helping of anal sex.

That was so hot we went for a rectum reboot!

Rectum reboot by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2016

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Reimu

Character the most often featured in the Touhou series.
Her role is Hakurei temple shrine maiden.

Her design is heavily inspired by Japanese mikos.

Reimu sure have some wonderful armpits.

Reimu by Akorus-master May 10, 2019

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rectumcilliation

When you ask your cornhole for forgiveness after consuming copious amounts of Taco Bell/ hershey squirt inducing food.

Bless me Father for i have sinned, it has been 6 months since my last rectumcilliation...

rectumcilliation by pelhampkwy93 April 5, 2013

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Guro Reiten

Baby-faced assassin. Assist queen. Gets FIRED UP when she scores. Won the Norwegian Golden Ball for best football player in the country.

You see that icon? That's Guro Reiten.

Guro Reiten by chFree77 November 2, 2023

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Rent-a-rectum

Anal prostitution

If you want that kind of action, just go to the car lot and see the Rent-a-rectum operation going on there!

Rent-a-rectum by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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