HE PLAYS FORTNITE!!! probably very into femboys. an absolute SWEAT tho super cringe. not into doing school work. I wouldn't become friends with a 'reisu' if I were you. You have better ways to spend your time.
Girl: 'Uhm, reisu is walking over there..'
Girl2: 'Oh ew yea look at that dance move, apparently it's from 'Fortnite'.'
Girll: 'Let's take another route I don' wanna run into him.'
I can't believed that he screwed his new girlfriend in my bed. He hadn't even broken up with me.
Really? Everyone wondered what you were doing with such a narcissistic asshole. Plus he was a cokehead. What did you see in him?
Well, we went to a good prep school and to an ivy league business school and worked for a prestigious investment bank on Wall Street. I never imagined that somebody like that could be so insensitive and cruel.
Hon, you are suffering from resume blindness. He's a jerk and an emotional midget. Get over him.
A requirement to obtain admission to most top universities at both the undergraduate and graduate level. Involves spinning remedial job responsibilities as key managerial roles, single-day volunteer experiences as transformational accomplishments, and web sites created in 10 hours or less as ingenious entrepreneurial ventures. Known to induce gag reflexes amongst millenials, and hard-ons amongst baby boomers.
Percy Buckington graduated with a 2.5 GPA and had never actually worked a day in his life. But with proper resume padding, he was able to convince the committee that his trip to the most luxurious resort in Nigeria was a major humanitarian venture, and he had the web site to prove it. He was thus able to gain acceptance to almost every top MBA program.
Reidun is a very talented women who will not be bossed around. She is very strong and a beautiful warming person. When she is pushed down she will get back up and fight! She has many friends who care about her and will be there for her. She is also the sweetest girl.
Person: "Who is the strong girl over there?"
Other person: "That's Reidun!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.