Some Guy: Bill, last week on your
show you
said that Britney Spears was a ruthless whore, and yet you defend Sarah
Palin's daughter
*Bill employs the Bill O'Reily Defense*
Bill:
Well that is absolutely taking things out of context and these
two things are in no way related to each other at all and I for one am appalled that you'd resort to such trivial things like taking what I
said last week and relating it to what I am saying this week
Some Guy: well actually that's-
Bill O'Reily: let me finish. so you need to take a look in the mirror and stop making such wild claims like what you've just
said.
Some Guy: What you've just
said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you
even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Bill O'Reily during the above statement: HAOIUSDFHOIASHFOIJWAEPOIFHASOIDFHAOISDHFOPIASJHDFPOIJABOIJFDOIAHBJFDPVOIAJDFIOJ
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