As an incoming freshman, when you are so desperate and you lower your standards into the gutter and just want to fit in with the "cool kids" that you find the ugliest and easiest girl on the floor late one night and bring her into your room and turn the lights off and then watch the top of her head bob on your lap. Then afterwards you brag to all of your friends about how some hot girl went down on you for the first time ever until they come to find out she was fugly and you then get made fun of for the rest of your sorry life.

"Dude, did you hear that Connor got a Reif job?"

"Dude, I just heard that Connor got a Reif job. Is it true?"

"WTF? He let that gross troll 'S' his 'D'?"

Reif Job by C5 April 5, 2005

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Jake Reif

A total fag or complete retard

This guy is a total Jake reif!

Jake Reif by Daddy Indeglio October 22, 2019

Reiff

A guy with Reiff as his last name, knows his deal. He knows that he is gonna do something remarkable in his life. He knows that no one are capable of stopping him. He has got the looks, got the dance moves and with that comes a lot of ladies.

"Wow, that Mr.Reiff is capable of doing anything!"

"Yeah, he's a Reiff for sure."

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reification

making the abstract concrete

the reification of anthony h wilson

reification by keith bailey March 22, 2009

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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