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To have a huge penis
That guy has a reif in his pants
Reif by rcraft92 September 12, 2009
Words you can keep
If you dont do your work, your going to end up reif!
Reif by Personious February 18, 2009
Related Words
Reif reiffer reify Reif Job Reifeis Reifer Reiff reification Reifing Reifinger
A commodity measured only by awesomeness
That’s REIF af
REIF by Doopmate November 13, 2020

Reif Job 

As an incoming freshman, when you are so desperate and you lower your standards into the gutter and just want to fit in with the "cool kids" that you find the ugliest and easiest girl on the floor late one night and bring her into your room and turn the lights off and then watch the top of her head bob on your lap. Then afterwards you brag to all of your friends about how some hot girl went down on you for the first time ever until they come to find out she was fugly and you then get made fun of for the rest of your sorry life.
"Dude, did you hear that Connor got a Reif job?"

"Dude, I just heard that Connor got a Reif job. Is it true?"

"WTF? He let that gross troll 'S' his 'D'?"
Reif Job by C5 April 5, 2005
A total fag or complete retard
This guy is a total Jake reif!
Jake Reif by Daddy Indeglio October 22, 2019
A guy with Reiff as his last name, knows his deal. He knows that he is gonna do something remarkable in his life. He knows that no one are capable of stopping him. He has got the looks, got the dance moves and with that comes a lot of ladies.
"Wow, that Mr.Reiff is capable of doing anything!"

"Yeah, he's a Reiff for sure."
Reiff by RumbleRanger June 17, 2013

reification 

the reification of anthony h wilson
reification by keith bailey March 22, 2009
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