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when you have to take a massive dump, but you're trying not to miss your favorite tv show, so you push as hard as you can, and it comes out so hard and fast, cutting your ass crack on the way out and causing a major bleeding sesh! OWW!
Last night during a commercial break of my fave show, i tried to take a shit, but i heard it coming back on and totally had to redrock it. My ass is killer right now!
redrock by MnM703 January 23, 2009
Words you can keep

Doral Academy Red Rock 

Doral Academy Red Rock is a school located in the middle of fucking nowhere in the desert. The elementary school is perfectly fine but the “upper school” is nothing but horse shit. They only call it upper school cause they have no right to call it a middle school or high school because students don’t get the true experience they once saw in the movies. The teachers don’t give a shit at all and make you do springboard all day. At lunch you can only sit with 5 other people and can’t even use your phone. Each grade level 6-12 only has around 100 kids and it is broken down like this: 20 normal/cool kids, 20 special ed kids, 20 kids who actually give a shit about their grade (even though the teachers give no homework), 20 weeaboos/furries and around 20 kids who don’t talk and nobody likes them but they are only at doral cause their parents made them. To be honest parents saw the words “charter” and they thought it was a good school so they applied. The sports teams are decent but the coaches pick favorite players to play the whole game but the roster has over 40 kids cause it lowers everyone’s self esteem if they don’t make it on the doral team. The campus is good looking but the halls are so thin that no one can get to class in the two minutes they get because all the fatass kids take up the hallway and doral try’s to look like a school that they are obviously not. Overall this school sucks ass and every student wants to transfer out of it on their third month.
Doral Academy Red Rock student: I hate this school
Doral Academy Red Rock student 2: Same
*Both get citations*

Redsock stimulator

To punch the partner during anal or vaginal sex in the side to induce groin tightening. Usually done from behind so the partner will be surprised and cannot anticipate such action. Once your partner has tightened up that's your opportunity to go to town or pull out during anal sex to induce a red sock to even the loosest of sluts.
Jimmy: I was railing out this hooker the other day and I paid $100 extra for anal.
Danny: Damn was it worth it
Jimmy: At first it was like throwing a hot dog down the hallway but than I gave her the old Redsock stimulator.
Danny: You've made me proud little bear.

Red Rock Rapist 

The Red Rock Rapist is an urban legend in the famous hiking canyon of Red Rock,Las Vegas, Nevada. He is known to wait for unsuspecting young female hikers to pass by him before being brutally raped. Some claim he is an incubus who has been dead for hundreds of years waiting to rape the living.
Eren:Haven't you heard of the Red Rock Rapist?
Nikki:No,who is it?
Eren:It is this guy who waits in caves to rape girls.
Nikki:That's not funny!
Eren:Yeah,some think he is an incubus too.He rapes from beyond the grave.

Boston Redsock 

When a woman's (or man's) rectum prolapses during anal sex.
Just as I was pulling out of her ass to blast it all over her back, she blew a Boston Redsock about the size of a filled water balloon back at me.

Red Rock Opium 

Red Rock opium was sold mostly during the late 90's early 2000's. Red Rock Opium is a myth it is actually Dragon's Blood Incense which is resin from the Daemonorops Draco Plant. There is no high, the effect you might feel is just placebo/smoke inhalation. Real opium is black so avoid this stuff at all cost.
You bought a gram of Red Rock Opium,!? You got ripped off man.
Red Rock Opium by Parsalus February 3, 2007
(verb) Instead of spending hours tagging and categorizing your projects and resumes, you reDock it and use artificial intelligence to make the content discoverable in order to save time on future proposals. Also known as life-saver in the IT Consulting, Management Consulting and Staffing Management worlds.
Just received an RFP, good thing I reDock so I can get this proposal out in no time, and get back to watching The Office!
reDock by reDock April 12, 2017
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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