red pecker

a hazing tradition practiced by frat boys and high school seniors where the older member stips the pledge and spray paints his penis red

dude did you hear they gave jason a red pecker?, then he burnt his penis in paint thinner

by Reef May 30, 2003

Red-Picker

The fucker that takes all of the red skittles that you have put in a bowl

That Sawyer is a fucking Red-Picker. He only eats the red skittles

by Pimple juice April 20, 2015

redneckery

The fine art of growing and maturing as a redneck, often in hick bars drinking Pabst or Shlitz beer while crying about how much you miss your hot cousin and her 3 teeth.

Danny, who, though a series of bar brawls and general redneckery ended up with TWO chipped eye teeth resulting in a gap in the shape of an inverted letter V.

by AronP September 3, 2006

rednecker

Being more of a redneck than someone else.

I have 4 cars on my lawn, and you only have 2. Therefore, I am rednecker than you are.

by RebeccaLynne January 2, 2009

Redneckery

Physically engaging in acts of redneckness. Asking for a mullet on purpose; hanging the trophy deer head; naming your baby Cletus ; installing Trucknutz

What kind of ignorant-assed redneckery are you up to now? Redneckery.

by LucyBoo November 25, 2010

Redneckery

The art or practice or an instance of acting like a redneck.

While watching the antics of the cast on Duck Dynasty, I asked, "What kind of redneckery is this?"

Spending hours looking for the right camo hunting outfit at Bass Pro Shop could be considered redneckery.

by Mighty Meowth September 2, 2013

Redneckery

Doing something to make you look like trash, or a redneck.

-People who have signs in their yard reading "Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again."
-People who think Jeff Foxworthy jokes are tips on how to live.
-"Did you hear about those people who shot the kid and the guy for supposedly trespassing?"
"Yeah. Total redneckery"

by angryJRD May 9, 2009