rectus

the love of dons life.. (poop hole)
don is also the rectal rocket

wow don... you love the rectus

by rectal rocket December 12, 2004

skull rectus

Having ur head up
Ur butt

Joey really having skull rectus today

by Nannie515 January 26, 2019

Rectus Abdominis

The Rectus Abdominis is a long flat muscle that runs down the front of the abdomen. It is more commonly known as a six-pack on the body and can be seen in muscly/athletic people.

"WOW!!! your Rectus Abdominis is huge man, how do you get it like that?"
"You mean my six-pack?, just weight lifting"

by monaro_waky August 4, 2006

rectus dominus

Pronounced (rek-toos dom-eh-noos): 1. Latin moniker for one commonly referred to as "ass master."
2. One who reigns supreme over a multitude of "ass masters"

"Rectus Dominus over there said that I have to work late tonight, so I won't be home by 4:20."

by Cootie Brown December 14, 2008

skull rectus

Having your head up your butt

He apparently suffers from skull rectus

by Nannie515 January 26, 2019

rectus expellarum

a spell used at hogwart's causing one's opponent to begin shitting uncontrolably, often with violence. Usually results in dehydration.

voldemorte was taken by surprise when Harry Potter shouted RECTUS EXPELLARUM!!!, As a result, the death eaters were covered in shite like an audience at a Galagher performance.

by cassius$ July 19, 2006

cranius rectus

An individual who suffers from having their head stuck in their own ass.

Mom: Johnny was sent to the principal 's office today.

Dad: What did he do this time?
Mom: That boy has Cranius Rectus.

by Goobsnack April 7, 2017