rectus

the love of dons life.. (poop hole)
don is also the rectal rocket

wow don... you love the rectus

by rectal rocket December 12, 2004

Rectus Abdominis

The Rectus Abdominis is a long flat muscle that runs down the front of the abdomen. It is more commonly known as a six-pack on the body and can be seen in muscly/athletic people.

"WOW!!! your Rectus Abdominis is huge man, how do you get it like that?"
"You mean my six-pack?, just weight lifting"

by monaro_waky August 4, 2006

rectus dominus

Pronounced (rek-toos dom-eh-noos): 1. Latin moniker for one commonly referred to as "ass master."
2. One who reigns supreme over a multitude of "ass masters"

"Rectus Dominus over there said that I have to work late tonight, so I won't be home by 4:20."

by Cootie Brown December 14, 2008

rectus expellarum

a spell used at hogwart's causing one's opponent to begin shitting uncontrolably, often with violence. Usually results in dehydration.

voldemorte was taken by surprise when Harry Potter shouted RECTUS EXPELLARUM!!!, As a result, the death eaters were covered in shite like an audience at a Galagher performance.

by cassius$ July 19, 2006

Rectus 9

The 9th level of the Rectus Inferno - based on Dante’s inferno. Rectus 9 is often associated with the immediate after effects of the crooked sexual treachery of El Gancho.

Friend: “What treacherous tool did you use to get her to rectus 9?”
Me: “El Gancho.”
Friend: “OOoooooOooOoooo.”

by Lord Queff Lord Of the Queffs September 24, 2020

Rectus Dominus

A title of the Faggocracy. Sometimes used in isolation, but more often used in conjunction with that of Archfaggot. In the latter case the title is Rectus Dominus Magnus.

All hail Quentin, Archfaggot of the Valley, and Rectus Dominus of The Wickham.

by RTM 1963 March 30, 2023

Sticktus Rectus Syndrome

Genetic disease in which the patient has a massive splintery segment of wood is lodged deep within the anal cavity. Symptoms may include irritability, rapid changes in mood, chronic bitch face and constipation.

After being diagnosed with sticktus rectus syndrome, Lizzy tried to get the huge stick out of her butt to no avail.

by Dr. Dixienormus January 11, 2015