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rectus by rectal rocket December 12, 2004
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Rectus Abdominis
The Rectus Abdominis is a long flat muscle that runs down the front of the abdomen. It is more commonly known as a six-pack on the body and can be seen in muscly/athletic people.
"WOW!!! your Rectus Abdominis is huge man, how do you get it like that?"
"You mean my six-pack?, just weight lifting"
"You mean my six-pack?, just weight lifting"
Rectus Abdominis by monaro_waky August 4, 2006
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rectus dominus
Pronounced (rek-toos dom-eh-noos): 1. Latin moniker for one commonly referred to as "ass master."
2. One who reigns supreme over a multitude of "ass masters"
2. One who reigns supreme over a multitude of "ass masters"
rectus dominus by Cootie Brown December 14, 2008
rectus expellarum
a spell used at hogwart's causing one's opponent to begin shitting uncontrolably, often with violence. Usually results in dehydration.
voldemorte was taken by surprise when Harry Potter shouted RECTUS EXPELLARUM!!!, As a result, the death eaters were covered in shite like an audience at a Galagher performance.
rectus expellarum by cassius$ July 19, 2006
Rectus 9
The 9th level of the Rectus Inferno - based on Dante’s inferno. Rectus 9 is often associated with the immediate after effects of the crooked sexual treachery of El Gancho.
Friend: “What treacherous tool did you use to get her to rectus 9?”
Me: “El Gancho.”
Friend: “OOoooooOooOoooo.”
Me: “El Gancho.”
Friend: “OOoooooOooOoooo.”
Rectus 9 by Lord Queff Lord Of the Queffs September 24, 2020
Rectus Dominus
A title of the Faggocracy. Sometimes used in isolation, but more often used in conjunction with that of Archfaggot. In the latter case the title is Rectus Dominus Magnus.
Rectus Dominus by RTM 1963 March 30, 2023
Sticktus Rectus Syndrome
Genetic disease in which the patient has a massive splintery segment of wood is lodged deep within the anal cavity. Symptoms may include irritability, rapid changes in mood, chronic bitch face and constipation.
After being diagnosed with sticktus rectus syndrome, Lizzy tried to get the huge stick out of her butt to no avail.
Sticktus Rectus Syndrome by Dr. Dixienormus January 11, 2015
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