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slow reconquest 

Its Saturday night, childs sleeping, nobody needing me nor interested.

Safe to say i've gained back some freedom and time. To dive into what the city has to offer. Look at stuff, listen to music, dance! You only start missing these freedoms when they are restricted. And you enjoy them more. Value time.
Slow reconquest.
feeling like a stranger in your family. don't sing, don't laugh, don't express yourself, go and function like the rest
slow reconquest by Krkič July 13, 2019
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Reconquista

The long struggle (ending in 1492) during which Spanish Christians reconquered the Iberian peninsula from Muslim occupiers.
Columbus finally sold his plan to Isabel and Ferdinand, the monarchs of Castile and Aragon, who had married and united their kingdoms. In 1492, the couple had succeeded in conquering Grenada, the last Muslim-controlled province in Iberia, ending a centuries-long struggle known as the reconquista.
Reconquista by HistoryNerd94 January 2, 2012
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Reconquista

1. The term for a war of "re" conquest of the United States, principally by chicanos and mestizos. It's a war fought by means of illegal immigration and resource depletion fueled by massive breeding of children in the target country, obligating local, state and federal social support systems to support the invading force.

2. A covert war fought by a nation of people too chickenshit to fight as open aggressors.
"Viva la Reconquista!" Miquel cried as he conceived his seventy-third anchor bastard.
Reconquista by Victor Meridian August 8, 2009

reconquista

(noun) Attempting to hook up with a girl again after a long period of time has passed
-You're coming back to Boston this week? That's awesome. You should call Cat.
-I had no business grilling her the first time, and I haven't spoken to her in two years.
-All the more reason to go for the reconquista, bro.
reconquista by Jazzerino March 22, 2011

recongestion 

Recongestion is what happens to your body after extreme pains or anxieties; Causing your body to tighten up, or heart rate to increase depending on situation.

In the event, the body tries to carry the load that the heart isn't. The brain tries to make up for the strength the heart isn't using.

A.K.A.- Lust

This is an event which you may think you like/love a person, when really your increasing heart rate makes you think you have feelings for someone or something and mimics the feeling of love.
"I can't do this, my recongestion is acting up."
recongestion by Anal Opener January 15, 2017
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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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murderhobo 

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Concrete cowboy 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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