reborted 

An insult used to ask someone to travel back in time and get himself killed as a baby, whether by miscarriage or abortion.

I suggest that Perapin get himself reborted.

reborted by SlenderXP May 4, 2015

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

The most common, if not the only message you will see when linking to Microsoft's "solution pages" after using the error reportingfeature

Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.

Me: Oh cool! I can just link to Microsoft's solution page! How convenient....

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported. by Lig Na Baste January 16, 2008

reported

Said in response to a post, comment or action that is against the rules of whatever game or forum the conversation took place.
Most notably, the game World of Warcraft.
Sticking a period at the end adds finality, and is optional.

Usually, it's just a joke.

A: I hate niggers
B: reported.

C: Hey, you're not allowed to do that, stop it.
B: make me
C: reported.

reported by JyL. September 27, 2005

RebootedPoppy 

This Girl Is The Nastiest Skank Bitch I Have Ever Met Do Not Trust Her She Is A Fugly Slut. If You see Her Fat Ass In The Wild Stay As Far As Possible

Rebootedpoppy uses Jumbo Sized tampons… slut.

RebootedPoppy by Roblox Illuminati March 6, 2023

blocked and reported 

When a friend sends something really foolish. That is how one replies,

Sasha: if clouds weigh so much, why aren't they crushing the planes in the air?
Nicole: Sasha, you're blocked and reported.

blocked and reported by Zappinzahra October 6, 2017

Stand Upright Rebooted 

(otherwise known as sur) A shitty "reboot" of the popular Roblox Classic: "Stand Upright" the ownership has shitty update schedules,bare minimum as content,and the owner,Zai, does not care for the community

"hey wanna play stand upright rebooted?"
"No lol that game sucks"

Stand Upright Rebooted by PhilosopherRinoku October 21, 2023

Retorted 

Someone who is absolutely awful at comebacks, reputations, and retorts. Often times their replies are met with awkward stares and silence.

Bob: you have no chill

Bill: Yeah, well... YOUR MOM!

Bob: Are you retorted?

Retorted by xJoshAndStuffx October 19, 2014