realter 

A realter is a person who is practicing the profession or trade of a real estate broker whether licensed or not. Although referring to the same person in terms of the profession or trade that they practice, a realter is different from a realtor .The word realtor is a registered trademark which can be used only by a licensed real estate broker who is a member of The National Association of Realtors (NAR) of the United States of America or its affiliate associations in any country to whom a license has been given by NAR USA to use the mark.

A realter assists home buyers in searching for a suitable home to buy.

realter by totoybato August 6, 2009

realmercial 

a word coined by hbomberguy, referring to the free advertising and publicity gotten from things like boycotts or controversies.

It's more than a commercial. It's a realmercial. That's my word, I just coined it. Attribute it to me! Put it in the dictionary!

- hbomberguy, "WOKE BRANDS", 2019

realmercial by カラノ October 18, 2020

Realtek

Fucking chinese brand that manufactures damn cheap Networking/Sound chips that never work right and just plain suck.

Also their website sucks so much that you've to go to a site called realtek.cz to download the fucking damn drivers fast.

The drivers suck too.

Buy any new PC/Laptop and you'll find a fucking awful Realtek sound card/lan card onboard. Injustice.

Realtek by damndefiner June 13, 2016

realer 

Something that is more real than the realist thing around. No bullshit no matter what. 100% legit no faking all real. No posing, no lying, none, no fucking bullshit no matter what.

He's realer than your fake ass. He don't give a shit what mother fuckers think, he keeps it real because he's the realist man I'll ever know. He's a real man.

realer by truuuman April 3, 2010

Dick realtor 

An individual who received good dick, and pursues to tell all of her friends about it, in which her friends flock to thus said dick, because she sold it to them like a realtor.

That girl i picked up last week at the bar liked the sex so much, she turned into my dick realtor, now all of her friends keep calling me.

Dick realtor by The pickle jar July 6, 2010

Realtard 

A retarded realtor, aka all realtors.

The Realtard fooled me into paying $500k for a 1 bedroom condo in Miami in 2006, claiming that real estate "ALWAYS GOES UP!" The Realtard got a 6% commission off of that sale, for a total of $30k in his pocket. Here I sit in 2010, squatting in my pre-foreclosure condo which is now only worth $200k.

Realtard by HousingBubbleSquatter September 15, 2010

realturd 

A real estate agent with an overinflated sense of entitlement or importance. Usually a spoiled Baby Boomer with a trust fund who sells real estate out of boredom and the need for social limelight.

Dismayed, the realturd huffed at her client for trying to negotiate a 2% commission and then lambasted her manager for poor leads because two listings weren't enough to support her lifestyle until her next trust fund check arrived.

realturd by quintuenoahs July 7, 2011