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realturd 

A real estate agent with an overinflated sense of entitlement or importance. Usually a spoiled Baby Boomer with a trust fund who sells real estate out of boredom and the need for social limelight.
Dismayed, the realturd huffed at her client for trying to negotiate a 2% commission and then lambasted her manager for poor leads because two listings weren't enough to support her lifestyle until her next trust fund check arrived.
realturd by quintuenoahs July 7, 2011
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Realtard 

A retarded realtor, aka all realtors.
The Realtard fooled me into paying $500k for a 1 bedroom condo in Miami in 2006, claiming that real estate "ALWAYS GOES UP!" The Realtard got a 6% commission off of that sale, for a total of $30k in his pocket. Here I sit in 2010, squatting in my pre-foreclosure condo which is now only worth $200k.
Realtard by HousingBubbleSquatter September 15, 2010
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realtard 

A person which is an authenticated retard. Not the morons you see everyday at your place of employment. Realtards are the real thing.
1. "The guys at work are retards... but that guy... now he is a realtard."

2. "I thought you were just another retard... but you really are a realtard."
realtard by Davis Hay February 15, 2009

Realtard 

Someone who is operating in society and appears, by all means, to be "normal" and fully functional in their mental capacities. This person is not diagnosed as mentally challenged or retarded in any way, and yet they find ways to do things that are so stupid and moronic that they end up hurting themselves, ruining their careers and/or getting themselves posted on the news, YouTube and other social medias. The act is so bad, that it is disrespectful to those people in this world that actually do have mental retardation and/or are mentally challenged.
Example 1:
Did you hear about Plaxico Buress, the NFL player? He shot HIMSELF in the leg at a nightclub and now he's going to prison for 2 years. Man, that guy is a realtard.

Example 2:
That Tiger guy is a Realtard, he was the greatest golfer in the world and was on pace to break the record for Majors, but he could not keep it in his pants. When his wife found out, she chased him down the street with his own clubs and beat the shit out of his car until he crashed into a tree. That's about as Realtarded as it gets...
Realtard by Pablo Diablo 29 December 14, 2011

Realtards 

They are people that go to marist sion college Warragul that are retarded and have to do speacial shit
“Hey look it’s the realtards they are fucking dumbasses”

realtard 

someone who can pass off the appearance of normal but actual is a moron.
I thought Josh could handle it the fry machine but he's a realtard.
realtard by johnnie lee higgins February 12, 2009

Reacturd 

People who think the ReactOS project will get remotely far in a short period of time.
Shane: Oh I'm going to help this epic project that will be an alternative for Windows
Ryan: Oh will you shush you Reacturd.
Reacturd by KFACKS November 25, 2024
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