rayatard

To be ray and retarded.

Ray is a rayatard.

rayatard by Anonymous February 18, 2003

Oakland Raytards

Another name for the 'football' team from the city of Oakland, California.

A one time Head Coach of this team stated in a press conference that this team was 'The Dumbest Team in America'.

NFL fan: Which team do you root for?

Oakland fan: Oakland RAYTARDS!!!!!!

NFL fan: What is your mental capacity?

Oakland fan: Oakland RAYTARD!!!!!!

NFL fan: What do you see in the toilet after you've used it?

Oakland fan: Oakland RAYTURDS!!!!!!

Oakland Raytards by John Madden's Clipboard March 12, 2013

Raytard 

Someone who has a crush on Rachel Ray.

Brandon is always watching the Food Network because he's such a Raytard.

Raytard by Sithsteen November 10, 2006

Raytarded 

When your not quite retarded, but by just having a two minute conversation with him, you can tell something just is not right. Most commonly caused by being dropped on your head as a child.

Have you met Ray yet? He is a total Raytard.

Raytarded by me February 21, 2005

raytard/ricktard 

a person that is devoid of logical thinking all so know as an assclown.

Greg: Who parked that truck like that?
Laura: It was fucking raytard/ricktard.
Greg: He is such an assclown

raytard/ricktard by The Slave July 25, 2009

raytard 

of or possesing an intellect of such a low standing that it is considered sub-retarded, or raytarded.

"shit, you aren't even smart enough to be retarded, you're fuckin' raytarded"

raytard by Sascha May 27, 2003

Raytard 

Someone who has a crush on Rachel Ray.

Brandon is always watching the Food Network because he's such a Raytard.

Raytard by Sithsteen November 11, 2008