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Rat Weed 

Grinded marijuana that falls from the desk, table, or flat surface onto the floor that then and only then becomes the weed of the rats that inhabit what is most likely a New York apartment but can be any home that has rats or mice. Depending on geographic location, preference and/or upbringing the weed is legally belonging to the lowest net worth individual who lives in the home where the weed has fallen to the ground, otherwise the weed cannot be smoked and must be left for the rats. If the lowest net worth individual is caught purposely pushing weed from the flat surface area that holds the grounded weed, then he must buy quadruple the amount of weed that had fallen onto the ground.
"Sean how much rat weed did you smoke today?"
"Dude I don't know. I woke up, came in the living room and found a good portion of rat weed, but I think half of it might have been old food crumbs of some sort, like maybe Doritos or old lettuce or something."
"You need help Sean."
Rat Weed by seano'sullivan October 20, 2016
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cross canadian ragweed 

Amazing band orignally from Yukon,Oklahoma and has grown into a widely known band in the last few years. Mostly known by people living in the south and southwest.
Cross Canadian Ragweed rocked last night!

CCR has gotten so big recently.

cross canadian ragweed by Bucknut November 19, 2006
Josh: I wouldn't buy any herb from Clyde if I were you.

Robert: Why not?

Josh: Because all his shit has been ragweed lately.
Ragweed by MoonCricket August 23, 2005

Cross Canadian Ragweed 

The best band ever. It's a know fact they have never made a bad song. They are true Badasses. The members are: Cody Canada, Grady Cross, Randy Ragsdale, and Jeremy Plato.
You are such a ragweed for drowning that puppy in lemonade. Don't you know it's highly acidic?

Thanks for giving me gonorrhea, you ragweed.
ragweed by laursbarkley September 18, 2009
when you high and scrollin through the TL and retweet some dumb shit
Phillip was retweeding nonsense all over his timeline.
retweed by ou8tinyrick August 20, 2017