Rattles

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A herd or group of socially retarded people.

Similar to cattle, rattles tend to travel as a herd or group. Can be readily seen on the freeways of the United States blocking the fast lane or signaling 5 blocks before turning.

Rattles by Curlis October 28, 2007

Rattles' Law

A theory proposed by Gamesradar.com's Rattlehead stating that the weirder the porn is, the less attractive the pornstars are.

Man 1: "Eeewww man, how come whenever I look up scat the girls are always ugly as hell?"
Man 2: "It is called "Rattles' law". Try looking up normal stuff

Rattles' Law by Dr. Manyspawn November 22, 2011

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Rattles my cage

To be severely irritated or annoyed. Equivalent to "Grinds my gears" or "Pisses me off"

I hate this teacher! He just Rattles my cage!

Rattles my cage by Luke Austin April 11, 2008

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rattles your chains

an expression used in relation to "floats your boat"

kitey (11:54:32 PM): yes amazing
kitey (11:54:33 PM): no me
kitey (11:54:35 PM): not you!
tdavenport(11:54:36 PM): o
tdavenport(11:54:40 PM): idk bout tht
tdavenport (11:54:51 PM): whatever rattles your chains

rattles your chains by tdavenport001 February 18, 2009

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Mount Pleasant Rattlesnake

This is when you are jerking off all over a girl's face and wearing a watch or bracelet on your jerking wrist that makes a rattling noise.

Last night, I straddled her and jerked off all over her... We were pretty quiet, except for the sound of the Mount Pleasant Rattlesnake.

Mount Pleasant Rattlesnake by Bog-man July 12, 2016

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detroit rattlesnake

A homeless person from Detroit who possesses a cup full of spare change that, when shaken, produce the sound of a rattlesnakes tail

"Better watch out, there's a Detroit Rattlesnake on this block

detroit rattlesnake by YaBoiChrent January 31, 2017

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detroit rattlesnake

using spare change in a cup to make the sound of a rattlesnake : typically done by a homeless person.

guy 1: "I was about to give this homeless guy some money, but then I heard a rattlesnake and ran away."
guy 2: "You idiot, that was just a detroit rattlesnake."

detroit rattlesnake by DontYellAtMeImJustAWhiteGuy January 31, 2017

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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