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Ranch Rangoon
A style of rangoon often eaten in Korea. Its comparable to crab rangoon, but substitutes ranch for crab. Recently popularized in southern US.
Ranch Rangoon by Biggest Dawg Out There May 13, 2020
Ratgoof
1. Basically the word rat (snitch) and goof combined .The word goof in “ratgoof” is not necessarily referring to the prison term goof but rather an inferior being that’s a waste of skin.
2. The lowest form of all kinds of snitches or informants. A ratgoof is no regular informant or rat but it is the worst kind and is the most non-loyal, backstabbing snitch. These kinds of rats will rat you out for absolutely any reason or any opportunity they get for virtually any reward including a false sense of self worth and they suck up to any authority figures alike.
2. The lowest form of all kinds of snitches or informants. A ratgoof is no regular informant or rat but it is the worst kind and is the most non-loyal, backstabbing snitch. These kinds of rats will rat you out for absolutely any reason or any opportunity they get for virtually any reward including a false sense of self worth and they suck up to any authority figures alike.
1. Guy 1: Dude guess what. My buddy told me that he wanted to sneak into the school and have a party and he even had the plans that he showed me. I then told our principal for $100. That’s right. I sold the guy for $100 and that will go for my sled gas money or something.
Guy 2: Wow you’re a fucking ratgoof, buddy!
2. Guy 1: Hey I was at my new friend’s house and I didn’t even realize that he was growing a weed crop and he had a stash of guns too! I then called the police, crimestoppers and even let his grandma know. Guns and weed are bad and I want to do good.
Guy 2: You’re not doing any good. You’re a fucking ratgoof and don’t ever come talk to me again. I don’t associate with ratgoofs!
Guy 2: Wow you’re a fucking ratgoof, buddy!
2. Guy 1: Hey I was at my new friend’s house and I didn’t even realize that he was growing a weed crop and he had a stash of guns too! I then called the police, crimestoppers and even let his grandma know. Guns and weed are bad and I want to do good.
Guy 2: You’re not doing any good. You’re a fucking ratgoof and don’t ever come talk to me again. I don’t associate with ratgoofs!
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ragoobarsingh by gaytrini April 4, 2009
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rangoonin' by Bob Stevenson August 21, 2006
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