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1. Basically the word rat (snitch) and goof combined .The word goof in “ratgoof” is not necessarily referring to the prison term goof but rather an inferior being that’s a waste of skin.
2. The lowest form of all kinds of snitches or informants. A ratgoof is no regular informant or rat but it is the worst kind and is the most non-loyal, backstabbing snitch. These kinds of rats will rat you out for absolutely any reason or any opportunity they get for virtually any reward including a false sense of self worth and they suck up to any authority figures alike.
1. Guy 1: Dude guess what. My buddy told me that he wanted to sneak into the school and have a party and he even had the plans that he showed me. I then told our principal for $100. That’s right. I sold the guy for $100 and that will go for my sled gas money or something.

Guy 2: Wow you’re a fucking ratgoof, buddy!

2. Guy 1: Hey I was at my new friend’s house and I didn’t even realize that he was growing a weed crop and he had a stash of guns too! I then called the police, crimestoppers and even let his grandma know. Guns and weed are bad and I want to do good.

Guy 2: You’re not doing any good. You’re a fucking ratgoof and don’t ever come talk to me again. I don’t associate with ratgoofs!
Ratgoof by Nosnitch July 30, 2015
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1. Basically the word rat (snitch) and goof combined .The word goof in “ratgoof” is not necessarily referring to the prison term but rather an inferior being that’s a waste of skin.

2. The lowest form of all kinds of snitches or informants. A ratgoof is no regular informant or rat but it is the worst kind and is the most non-loyal, backstabbing snitch. These kinds of rats will rat you out for absolutely any reason or any opportunity they get for virtually any reward including a false sense of self worth and they suck up to any authority figures alike.
1. Guy 1: Dude guess what. My buddy told me that he wanted to sneak into the school and have a party and he even had the plans that he showed me. I then told our principal for $100. That’s right. I sold the guy for $100 and that will go for my sled gas money or something.

Guy 2: Wow you’re a fucking ratgoof, buddy!
2. Guy 1: Hey I was at my new friend’s house and I didn’t even realize that he was growing a weed crop and he had a stash of guns too! I then called the police, crimestoppers and even let his grandma know. Guns and weed are bad and I want to do good.

Guy 2: You’re not doing any good. You’re a fucking ratgoof and don’t ever come talk to me again. I don’t associate with ratgoofs!
Ratgoof by Nosnitch August 26, 2016

pc rat goof

Protective Custody Rat Goof - An Insult.
A PC Rat Goof is someone who thinks they're tough as nails, but would definitely become a mole without hesitation.

Protective Custody would be the only thing keeping the rats safe from those they are snitching on.
Yo bud, you're a pc rat goof.
pc rat goof by Kybrid June 26, 2020

Rat goof 

An inferior being of some sort and a word that is now being said by everyone
Rat goof by ratgoof July 22, 2011

skid rat goof

A skid, who is a rat and a goof. Somebody who hangs out with losers...you know, the loser group of people where there's so many losers they feel extreme, but are actually skids because they smoke butts and have pimples...and they're jealous of your ultimate coolness, so they rat you out to police. Thus enabling you to call them a goof. Might not actually be a child fucking goof, but the next worse thing.
It's your best friend's bday and you go out to the bar, even though you are on probation and have a court order against it. You see a skid rat goof in the bar and ignore them as they're obviously way below your pimp status. While you're stumbling back to your place at 4am that morning, the cops pick you up because they had an "anonymous tip" that your drunk ass was out on the street.

You: "That fucking skid rat goof!"
skid rat goof by westernclassics October 13, 2009

Skinner Rat Goof 

a scuzzy little main street Indian who molests people while their drunk passed out or just sleeping.
whoa that main street Indian just molested that girl

what a fucking skinner rat goof

Bird Rat Goof 

someone who won't leave you alone and who will snitch on you and is a totall goof
Dylan Depaiva & Jacob Enticott is such a Bird Rat Goof,
Bird Rat Goof by bidratgoof July 17, 2010
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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