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Ranger Up
To summon your inner manhood- prepare yourself for an immense amount of suffering and learn to enjoy it. To man up and keep pushing either in a combat situation or a civil situation.
"Private, I don't give a f*ck if your feet are bleeding ranger up and finish this ruck march."
"Bro, this chick is super hot but shes got a fat friend who needs a companion, ranger up and be a wingman"
"Half of my equipment is broken, people are shooting at me, but I still ranger up and keep humping along"
"the fuck you mean you cant drink anymore, ranger up son"
"Bro, this chick is super hot but shes got a fat friend who needs a companion, ranger up and be a wingman"
"Half of my equipment is broken, people are shooting at me, but I still ranger up and keep humping along"
"the fuck you mean you cant drink anymore, ranger up son"
Ranger Up by thatonedudewiththebigcawk October 22, 2013
Related Words
ranzer • Ranger • ranker • Razer • ranter • Rander • rancer • Rangerdanger • Ranger School • Rangers Football Club
Ranger Shot
Friend: "Take this Ranger Shot to wake you up." *pours a splash of Bacardi 151 in it's top*
Me: "Ok!"
*grabs the top, tilts it back, and snorts the alcohol*
Me: "Wow! That fucking hurts! Let's go light things on fire!"
Me: "Ok!"
*grabs the top, tilts it back, and snorts the alcohol*
Me: "Wow! That fucking hurts! Let's go light things on fire!"
Ranger Shot by Bobby Bushay February 19, 2015
sack ranger
random guy in the gym locker room who checks out other guys junk... also friend who checks out your package while taking a drunken piss
sack ranger by JamesW June 22, 2006
treasure ranger
Someone who shops curbsides, trash bins and dumpsters for useful or valuable items, often items that just need to be cleaned slightly to appear new again. A treasure ranger is always on the look out for free stuff during their daily lives and does not like the terms "dumpster diving" or "trash picking" because they don't go to places just to search through the trash, but instead have eagle eyes and will divert course to save a cool thing from it's landfill fate.
Beth and I treasure ranger'd a brand new bookshelf and two cute Target laundry baskets that just need to be cleaned on the way home.
treasure ranger by budgetgirl August 9, 2017
Iron Ranger
A person indigenous to Northeastern Minnesota. These are a special breed of persons. Some extract iron ore from frozen rocky ground regardless of time or season. They cut holes in the ice and fish defiantly in the face of winter, and drink enormous amounts of beer because the drinking water is rust-colored and smells like dead fish. They are unsurpassed in their winter driving skills because the roadways are only ice-free 3 or 4 months out of the year. If you see one driving badly, they are doing it on purpose to annoy you because they don't personally know you or your Grandmother. School is almost NEVER canceled. In this place you can pump your gas FIRST, THEN go pay for it if you choose. Dishonesty on "The Range" typically ends in being treated like a deer or fish- in season of course. In the summer, the mosquitos are big enough to abduct a small child or steal your wallet. You will see people wearing t-shirts when there is still snow on the ground.
You can hitch-hike here and actually get picked up. Snow-shoveling, firewood, pine trees, porketta, deer sausage and Hockey as far as the eye can see (in a blizzard).
You can hitch-hike here and actually get picked up. Snow-shoveling, firewood, pine trees, porketta, deer sausage and Hockey as far as the eye can see (in a blizzard).
Some goofy Iron Ranger stole my truck, then brought it back 2 hours later with a full tank and a six-pack dontcha know...
Iron Ranger by O-Bobimus November 16, 2018
drone ranger
Guy #1: Did you hear that Islamaghdad got bombed?
Guy #2: For the 1217th time? Lol drone ranger strikes again!
Guy #2: For the 1217th time? Lol drone ranger strikes again!
drone ranger by darth_obama_of _mordor January 25, 2015
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.