raimbaud 

If your name is raimbaud ( i doubt it but hey who knows), well congrats you just unlocked one of the rarest names on earth!

You are an amazing person and you love sports, eating, studying (not as much as the first two but still)

You are very gooood looking and a very athletic body that you’re very proud of

Anyway welcome to the extremely restricted circle of people named after a poet but not entirely

what’s ur name ?

oh my name is Raimbaud

no but i meant your name not ur family name

well that’s my real name…

(happens every time even with adults)

raimbaud by Chakarakara November 23, 2021

Arthur Rimbaud 

A brilliant French poet born in 1854 who wrote his best known works in his late teens before giving up writing at the age of 21, due to the end of a love affair with poet Paul Verlain. Rimbaud died in 1891 at the age of 37, soon after the amputation of his right leg. He is best know for his poem The Drunken Boat, written at the age of 17.

"Idle youth, enslaved to everything; by being too sensitive I have wasted my life."
Arthur Rimbaud

Arthur Rimbaud by what.a.divvy March 30, 2008

rimbaud 

pronounced "hram - bo"

French poet guy, I mean it's all in fucking French but he drank (absinthe), did smack and got bummed so he must be pretty cool.

"I just got bummed like Rimbaud", ie I didn't enjoy it but it was in the name of poetic self discovery.

rimbaud by Jimbaud May 28, 2006

Rimbaud 

pronounced "rim - bod"

Any European male, particularly of French decent, who, all while sporting some awful fashion of his homeland, pretends to be your friend at a bar or disco, gleans drinks from you, and cock blocks your cute new european female friends in their own language so you can't retaliate.

Those girls were going to come with us until Rimbaud here showed up.

That guy over there we thought was going to sell us hash is actually a total Rimbaud.

Rimbaud by Willy J October 6, 2006

raimbault 

A idiotic last name

Person 1: What is your name?

Person 2: Billy Raimbault
Person 1: That is the most idiotic last name I have ever heard

raimbault by 🥔picklee November 4, 2020

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019