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rage wank 

To wack off vigourisly for 5 - 10 minuites until your cock is red raw, sore and floppy....
Ever had a rage wank???
rage wank by monsuire rage wank April 26, 2007

wank rage 

The feeling of rage one gets if they have not had a wank (i.e. masturbated) for a while. Similar to the rage one might experience during a dry spell.

Often caused by unrealistic challenges, such as trying not to masturbate for a week or more.

Not to be confused with wankerage or wankage.
Person A: Dude, can I have some gum?
Person B: JUST FUCK OFF!
Person A: What the hell man?
Person B: Sorry dude... I've just got some serious wank rage.
Person A: You are forgiven, poor soul.
wank rage by The Wankrager March 1, 2009

T wank rage 

Guys that see themselves as macho wank to Internet pics of hot girls. They didn't realize these were trans women. These are guys with Corvettes and stuff. When they find out the object of their lust was originally a man they get angry
That guy with the Corvette used to please himself to a hot model often seen with cool cars. When he found of she was originally a man he experiences T wank rage.

wankers rage

some moron that thinks bad about other people and doesent know how to act
that kid is wankers rage
wankers rage by Poshkan February 20, 2024
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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