A racist retard. Racetards are racists who try to sound intelligent but fail miserably because their comments are tainted by racist rhetoric. Typically a racetard will try to rationalize their racism by selectively citing statistics and pseudoscience to support their argument.

Racetard: You are my racial inferior because you come from a race of stupid, violent savages who never created anything, have low IQs, commit tons of crimes and they stink!

Egalitarian: Wow, this moron went full racetard. Don't they know that racists are responsible for some of the greatest atrocities in the history of the world? Racists tend to be stupid, violent and prone to criminality. Plus they are hateful and ignorant. There's a strong correlation between pathological biases like racism and low intelligence. The inequality in standard of living between demographic groups that racists point to was primarily caused by institutional racism in the first place. If you make society unequal there's going to be inequality between those in power and those being oppressed. Only a dishonest statistician would use this fact to make the sort of hasty generalizations that racists make.

Racetard by EgalitarianJay November 12, 2012

raitard

Right wing retards. The word was coined on some social media, probably Twitter because it uses few words.

Sunanda: Why does that guy support enter an extremist view?
Shashi: Oh, ignore him, he's a raitard.

raitard by DrippySpaff January 13, 2022

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Racetard

Not to be confused with the race card.

A racetard is the specific person that uses the race card. A racetard will find a way to make any situation racist. This has been in the news a lot with African Americans, and native Americans, accusing the Caucasians of being racist, using their races history as a way to validate their argument. This isn't just for African American people either, other cultures are known for bringing up their rough pasts to justify calling everyone racist.

Person #1: Did you hear about the robbery at the store?

Person #2: Yeah cops shot that young man cause of his skin color! Racist pigs!

Person #1: Bro I think he was armed and fired at them!

Person #2: Man that's what they want you to think! He was black therefore it's a racist crime! The damn whities always trying to kill the black man. Remember slavery?!

Person #1: Oh I see. What about the white man shot down yesterday for drugs?

Person #2: Yeah man that's different ya see he had drugs.

Person #1: You are such a racetard.

Racetard by OMGdude July 2, 2016

sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

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