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Ryan Burke 

True Definition of Emo
"Emo's are so cool"
"Oh then you would love Ryan Burke"
Ryan Burke by YesLegend December 29, 2021

Ryan Bourdeau 

Ryan Bourdeau is what you would call someone who is very good at pissing off his French and geo teacher, his friend and anyone that tries to eat his Nutella. He is most-likely a very big foodie that loves puns. A Ryan Bourdeau is probably going to be tiktok famous. He also likes to annoy his friend by telling her a dirty joke of the day.
Person 1: Hey Ryan, come check out this cooking show!

Ryan Bourdeau: One sec, just making a tiktok!

Ryan Bourdeau 

Ryan Bourdeau is a 140 year old grandma who loves to bake cookies. She also loves the blueberry faygo drink even though the orange ones are better. She's very clumsy and tends to spill water on herself frequently.
Person 1: What was that sound?
Person 2: There goes grandma Ryan Bourdeau spilling something once again.
Ryan Bourdeau by tiktokdanceobsessed February 28, 2020

Ryan Burke 

Literally the best footballer, like a prime Wayne Rooney with his lockdown skin head could’ve gone pro but got injured at West Ham trials, so started his modeling career instead could have 1 mil but is shadowbanned
“Is that Lionel messi? No u blind twat it’s Ryan Burke”
Ryan Burke by Ryan15673 April 13, 2021

ryan burke 

in other languages means " little king cunt "

see brizz
god you are such a ryan burke
ryan burke by jimmy dick skin October 7, 2009

Ryan Burke 

A type of footballer who is forced to play cb because he does not have the ability to play at cb.
Very inseficent in the bedroom and has a very small cock (yet claims urban dictionary said it was massive but that’s waffle) known for timing things he says during fifa poorly
I’d rather have Doherty special card over wan bassaka at 1v1 defending

Such a Ryan Burke thing so say
Ryan Burke by Lucyfrench08 April 13, 2021