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A word that when said correctly will enlarge the size of your mother dick thusfore leaving you a dickless faggot and/or a total goosecock.
I just said qwung and my moms dick grew to an enormous stature that I just can't fucking handle right now because I'm too busy fucking a VCR to know so.
qwung by Gungle October 24, 2008
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qwengers 

A girl, normally, who is a basic bitch. She would probably be very provocative, promiscuous, wear the basic addidas clothing with nike cap and would overuse snapchat filters (mainly the flower crown and dog filter). The opposite of qwengers is pengers.
Example 1: 'Dat gyal isn't badders - she's qwengers! She gave my man uck for a benz in Tesco parking lot!'
Example 2: (Dad to his daughter) 'Please stop dressing like that darling. All the boys will think you are qwengers.'
qwengers by Jamil.D May 18, 2016
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qwung qwang qweng qwengers Qwing qwong qungarch qungus Qungungus qwangdoodle
The almighty god of this mortal universe, Qungus is the most powerful immortal god in all of the universes. His mortal body is a Axolotl.
“Yo man Jesus is almost as good as Qungus”
James' dog is a qwengdo
Qwengdo by infinitegarlicbread March 18, 2019

qwuag-ta 

a formal greeting or sentence enhancer; can be used to say hello, Eff off, your retarded... etc.
person A: "person B, Qwuag-ta."
person B: "Qwaug-ta to you to person A!"

person C: "hey person D, I just robbed a gas station!"
person D: " Dude, your seriously a Qwuag-ta..."
qwuag-ta by TheQWUAGS October 7, 2011
A term used when a human is heavily excreting waste from their body.
Kiff: Why is Lamarr taking a long time in the washroom?
Julie: He is taking a qwunch!
Qwunch by OgreManZumba November 24, 2013
NON-BINARY king or queen

Coined by gabrielle stoller
OMG qwang!!
Qwang by gbopthothot October 20, 2022
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