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qwong

a person who has pink nipples and dark grey armpit hair, usually found in slovakia. The leader of a slovakian cult usually decides to have these rejects of society executed in the manner of death by expansion of the anal cavaties by the shoving of chunks of dry ice inside. the mixture is kept in the anus for long periods of time and causes constipation, bloody noses, dry elbow skin, and eventually death. cause of being a qwong are usually caused by an activity called mung. the activity give you a disease that makes you a qwong.
He is a qwong because he went munging!
by qwongmaster June 10, 2009
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qwong

the sound the light from a flashlight makes in fog.
We fought fiercely on the foggy golf course, the qwong from our flashlights deafened our ears.
by bread infection November 24, 2009
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qwengers

A girl, normally, who is a basic bitch. She would probably be very provocative, promiscuous, wear the basic addidas clothing with nike cap and would overuse snapchat filters (mainly the flower crown and dog filter). The opposite of qwengers is pengers.
Example 1: 'Dat gyal isn't badders - she's qwengers! She gave my man uck for a benz in Tesco parking lot!'
Example 2: (Dad to his daughter) 'Please stop dressing like that darling. All the boys will think you are qwengers.'
by Jamil.D May 18, 2016
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Qwonking

Going into random World of Warcraft servers and VRChat lobbies and telling people to “Qwonk my bush”. This originated from the autistic subscribers of Qwonk (the really famous VRChat player). World of Warcraft servers are now filled with people asking others to "Qwonk me daddy".
Person 1: Let's go Qwonking!

Person 2: Qwonk my bush or else I'm gonna Qwonk you right on the lips you little bitch!

Person 1: OK I'm hopping on to WoW right now you little Qwonk!!!
by Lipcose July 13, 2018
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Qwonk Sauce

The magical sauce excreted by the extremely famous VRChat player Qwonk. This sauce is used in ass bakeries all over the world and is spread in water conduits throughout the earth. Qwonk sauce is possibly the cause of all current virtual reality pregnancies making Qwonk the ultimate daddy.
Person 1: Holy shit did Kate get pregnant?

Person 2: Yeah she gave a lap dance and got a little bit of Qwonk sauce on her!

Person 1: OH FUCK THAT’S MY WIFE I’M GONNA BEAT QWONK’S ASS

Person 2: Hell yes stick it up my ass right now!
by Lipcose July 15, 2018
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Qwonk

Some guy famous for making the gayest VRChat videos ever
You fucking Qwonk!
by VR Degenerate June 12, 2018
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Qwone

A word Used by Kramer in a game of scrabble.
"To Qwone something"

Or

"If the patient is difficult, you qwone him"
by KaRnAgE March 2, 2005
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