Bartimus's definitions

5 to 7

Term used to describe an underaged guy or girl that you would other wise hook up with if not for the damn legal system. 5 to 7 because hooking up could result in 5 to 7 years in prison.

Did you hook up with that 5 to 7 at the party?

by Bartimus August 2, 2006

qwuff

An overly abundant amount of hair, or bush. Usually people with curly hair in humid environments sport a qwuff.

That chick has a qwuff on her head.

by Bartimus October 15, 2006