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Pwnd by a whole nother letter, a step up from pwnd. first seen/made up on a j!nx t-shirt
lol, just qwnd that n00b
qwnd by Brady H. March 4, 2008
Related Words
qwn3d • qwned • qwnd
Superlative of pwned, gaming vernacular. What happens when one utterly humiliates one's opponent to an extent not thought physically possible. For example, at Magic the Gathering, trashing somebody on turn 3 or earlier thanks to utter skill and/or a miseworthy opening hand is an example of qwnage.

Note - Sometimes it is pronounced "Quoned", but I prefer to think of it as "Quooned."
"I utterly qwned that scrub over there playing Sligh. Heh."
qwned by KHD September 13, 2003
From the word pwned, that is from the word owned.

Qwned is when you dominate something, someone, usually used in computer games.
I just qwned this n00b. (I just dominated this newbie)
Qwned by JayZor December 29, 2006
A stronger form of the word pwned and much stronger than owned. This is used when someone has been REALLY owned. I mean, like IRS-taking-taxes-out-of-your-paycheck owned.
I just qwned your ass.
qwned by Sekani January 28, 2003
n: when a male player rolls female in mmorpgs
"dude i thought you was a chick but you are a drag qwnd"
qwnd by baelroth-coilfang December 19, 2009
1338 way of saying pwn. If you say anything but qwned you are only 1336 and need to re-read the entire cs manual.
Emilio and Fort totally qwned <insert nub here> with their tower of death.

I totally qwned the entire team during their eco round.
qwned by Paralys November 9, 2002
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