Definitions by Sekani

qwned 

A stronger form of the word pwned and much stronger than owned. This is used when someone has been REALLY owned. I mean, like IRS-taking-taxes-out-of-your-paycheck owned.

I just qwned your ass.

qwned by Sekani January 28, 2003

keripuff 

Bitchy girl who happens to be puffy (not necessarily fat) and will often pursue sexual relationships with ugly people who host "The Daily Show"

keripuff by Sekani January 28, 2003

CancerVssuicide 

A really expensive cigarette.

Damn, a pack of cancervssuicides cost like $45!!! WTF, man?

CancerVssuicide by Sekani January 28, 2003

CleanPussyEater 

1. A ghetto redneck who eats pussies.

2. See cancervssuicide

CleanPussyEater by Sekani January 28, 2003

vlakrodos

Whiny 15-year-old who will do anything for attention.

That little vlakrodos is broke his bunkbed when we didn't let him play outside.

vlakrodos by Sekani January 28, 2003

Bubbleman 

1. A sentient robot with a penis on his head. Has been known to commit sexual acts with kitchen appliances.

2. Extremely gay person seen on the bubbleman.com website.

1. What the hell is that bubbleman doing to my microwave?

2. Keep that bubbleman away from my children!!

Bubbleman by Sekani January 28, 2003

Dick Titty 

(plural) Male breasts so large you can slide a dick between them.

CancerVSsuicide is gonna get dick titties if he doesn't get off that Subway diet.

Dick Titty by Sekani January 28, 2003