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A stronger form of the word pwned and much stronger than owned. This is used when someone has been REALLY owned. I mean, like IRS-taking-taxes-out-of-your-paycheck owned.
I just qwned your ass.
by Sekani January 28, 2003

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(plural) Male breasts so large you can slide a dick between them.
CancerVSsuicide is gonna get dick titties if he doesn't get off that Subway diet.
by Sekani January 28, 2003

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1. A sentient robot with a penis on his head. Has been known to commit sexual acts with kitchen appliances.

2. Extremely gay person seen on the bubbleman.com website.
1. What the hell is that bubbleman doing to my microwave?

2. Keep that bubbleman away from my children!!
by Sekani January 28, 2003

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A really expensive cigarette.
Damn, a pack of cancervssuicides cost like $45!!! WTF, man?
by Sekani January 28, 2003

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Whiny 15-year-old who will do anything for attention.
That little vlakrodos is broke his bunkbed when we didn't let him play outside.
by Sekani January 28, 2003

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Bitchy girl who happens to be puffy (not necessarily fat) and will often pursue sexual relationships with ugly people who host "The Daily Show"
by Sekani January 28, 2003

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1. A ghetto redneck who eats pussies.

2. See cancervssuicide
by Sekani January 28, 2003

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