qwertyps 

1: A rare species of lemur. Often found in oceans. Species breeds explosively when two are present. There is only 1 qwertyps in existence.

2: A rare disease obtained from the qwertyps species of lemur. It can only be received through sexual interaction with a qwertyps. Symptoms include extreme wart growth, decaying of ears, affection from spiders, and abnormal stomach acid fluctuations. There is no known cure.

I found a qwertyps bathing in the moonlight next to Steve's Love Shack.

I contracted qwertyps while sleeping in the underwater cavern.

qwertyps by qwertyps January 3, 2013

qwertyasdfghzxcvbnuiopjklm 

when u type on the key bored six keys at a time... and after you've tryed by 2,3,4,5 keys at a time.

figure 1: wow qwertyasdfghzxcvbnuiopjklm there. lets check it by sevens now

qwertyasdfghzxcvbnuiopjklm by chfjxfhyivtrwsxdfcgm May 29, 2018

qwertypoiuasdfglkjhzxcvmnb 

The 1000000 and final level of boredom on the boredom scale. if you have typed this up you have already typed poiuytrewqasdfghjklmnbvcxz, qwertyuiopzxcvbnmasdfghjkl and every other qwertyuio combination in the whole world. You are now the god of qwertyuiop and have absolutely no life. Maybe you should become a qwertyuio philosopher Seriously why did you search this up?

Jack searched up qwertypoiuasdfglkjhzxcvmnb} and said to his friend. Im going to become a philosopher and tell [everyone about useless, time wasting qwertyuiop combinations.

Friend: Wow!

qwertypoiuasdfglkjhzxcvmnb by Da qwertyuiop boy March 30, 2020

Qwrtypsdfghjklzxcvbnm 

Not to be confused with "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm", this is when you press every key on your keyboard from left to right out of boredom whilst ignoring the five vowels (E U I O and A).

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Qwrtypsdfghjklzxcvbnm by KirbyForce1 April 30, 2014

Qwertyasdfghzxcvbn 

You missed a whole chunk of the keyboard

Qwertyasdfghzxcvbn = qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

Qwertyasdfghzxcvbn by QWERTYAZERTY no good names March 7, 2021

qwertyasdfghzxcvbnuiopjklm 

When you are terribly bored and just type in the entire keyboard six letters at a time

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qwertyasdfghzxcvbnuiopjklm by Freeholdkizw January 25, 2018

Qwertysquirt 

When a girl fingers herself near a computer. The resulting ejaculation or "squirt" from the girl is known as a "Qwertysquirt" if it gets on the keyboard.

The other day I was watching TV in my apartment when I heard my girlfriend moaning in the room next to mine. I opened the door just in time to see her Qwertysquirt all over her keyboard.

Qwertysquirt by Moose3333 November 30, 2010