Qwertysquirt

When a girl fingers herself near a computer. The resulting ejaculation or "squirt" from the girl is known as a "Qwertysquirt" if it gets on the keyboard.

The other day I was watching TV in my apartment when I heard my girlfriend moaning in the room next to mine. I opened the door just in time to see her Qwertysquirt all over her keyboard.

by Moose3333 November 30, 2010

QWERTY Squirt

A colloquial version of "Diarrhea of the word-processor", a quote from author Stephen King. It refers to a party whom types very long paragraphs. Applies best to those whom choose to write 'novels' in sms/text messages.

This fool wrote me a fackin' novel in this text message! He's def gotta case of the QWERTY Squirts!

by Sh3p007 October 28, 2022