qwerp 

Its when a male is eating out a female and accidentally burps in the snatch and then the female queef's it out.

Ahh man, i was eating out my girlfriend and i accidentally burped and then she qwerp'ed in my face!!

qwerp by justin yangs April 25, 2009

qwerp 

A quick emulsion of the word 'Queer' (MUST be said quickly). This is typically a fast response to anything homoerotic or expressive of love to the same sex. This is not an insult, in fact, it is a response two people can laugh about. Similar in use as saying 'Pause' after something homoerotic is said or done. Can also be said as any variation of 'Qwip', 'Quip', & 'Kwerp'.

Arin: Bro, how's my shirt look on me?
Marco: Looks great, man! I'd fuck you...
Arin: Qwerp!

or

Aaron: *tearfully accepting award* I'd like to thank my father. I love you dad!
Aaron's Dad: Qwerp!

qwerp by RyIlex July 11, 2016

qwerasdfzxcvtyuighjkbnmopl 

When your so stupendously bored and don't know what to do so you go on this crazy website and type in the keyboard letters 4 in a row and go in a specific pattern to find if there's a definition for and surprise surprise there is.

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qwerasdfzxcvtyuighjkbnmopl by <(^v^)>Birdie February 25, 2017

querpes 

1. Medical term used for Herpes given to or received from an individual, during a QUICK internal or oral encounter.

2. Herpes from a Quickie

I two pumpped that snatch last week and ended up with a harsh case of querpes.

querpes by Willis Magee December 10, 2006

qwepoirtyuasdlkjfghzxcmnbv 

You are so bored. Not qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv. Not qwpoeriutyaslkdfjhgzxmncvb. But qwepoirtyuasdlkjfghzxcmnbv!

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qwepoirtyuasdlkjfghzxcmnbv by Random Words & Definitions January 6, 2021

Qwertial Aphasia 

While having both an internet and verbal discussion, you accidentally type a word or phrase carried over from your verbal discussion, in, for example, an instant messenger.

AIM: Porkchop: Want to go get food later?
(Roommate speaking) Check out what I found in the closet!
AIM: You: Sorry, I really shouldn't.
(You speak your reply to roommate) Aww, what an adorable stuffed giraffe!
AIM: You: I can't afford to keep eating out this giraffe.
AIM: You: Frequently, I meant this frequently! Just experienced a moment of Qwertial Aphasia, sorry.

Qwertial Aphasia by Indigeo Aliquis August 28, 2009

qwertasdfgzxcvbyuiophjklnm 

When you are SOOO bored you start to make patterns that the average bored person wouldn't do. It's when somebody types 5 letters per row top to bottom, which actually perfectly adds up on the first row.

Guy 1: qwertasdfgzxcvbyuiophjklnm
Guy2: Are you alright?
Guy1: No, i'm really BORED!

qwertasdfgzxcvbyuiophjklnm by TheMacaroni August 13, 2022