querpes 

1. Medical term used for Herpes given to or received from an individual, during a QUICK internal or oral encounter.

2. Herpes from a Quickie

I two pumpped that snatch last week and ended up with a harsh case of querpes.

querpes by Willis Magee December 10, 2006

queries 

Very little queer people

Are those Oompa Loompas also queries?

queries by JJizz May 9, 2008

queries 

Asian Indian: (n) two or more questions. See also doubts.

Indian: "I have several queries about this website."
American: "Blow me."

queries by joeblowgt February 20, 2004

querps 

goated roblox tiktoker, usually never misses, good original and unstolen content, and overall cool dude

querps is really cool

querps by alpha mentality July 2, 2021

Querespi 

Getting a song lyric wrong

You did a querespi while you were singing

Querespi by dabbington14 August 24, 2021

Dime que lo que tu queries porqye tengo lo que tu quiere y lo que tu quieres no es losl que quieres. 

What I call homonoids who are addicted to axolotls who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Dime que lo que tu queries porqye tengo lo que tu quiere y lo que tu quieres no es losl que quieres.

Dime que lo que tu queries porqye tengo lo que tu quiere y lo que tu quieres no es losl que quieres. by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025

I am not the sum total of my search queries 

A linear algebra reference to the Excel SUMPRODUCT() function, known coloquially as SUMTOTAL, and that Google search queries or Facebook Marketplace clickstream data from 10 years ago is being used to make judgements about you today.

May also be applied to text message content, telephone call verbatims, click stream data, IEMI GPS location data data from cell-towers, and lists of contacts in cloud storage.

Engineer from some latest tech startup having bevvies at The End-Up in SF leans over to an obviously NSA guy: Hey bro, you like my new t-shirt? NSA dude sees in big print "I am not the sum total of my search queries" then runs.

I am not the sum total of my search queries by CompSciFutures May 25, 2023