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A special kind of douche used to clean the sandiest of vaginas
"Damn that chick needs to pick up a qwerpo, her vagina is so fucking sandy it's making diamonds."
qwerpo by tmchvb December 14, 2008
Words you can keep

qwepoirtyuasdlkjfghzxcmnbv 

You are so bored. Not qpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbv. Not qwpoeriutyaslkdfjhgzxmncvb. But qwepoirtyuasdlkjfghzxcmnbv!
qwepoirtyuasdlkjfghzxcmnbv

qwertpoiuyasdflkjhgzxcmnbv 

When you reach the final stage of boredom and you type half of the keys starting at q ending at t then the other half starting backwards at p and ending at y then repeated going down, starting at a ending at f then starting at l and ending at h then typing the last letter remaining g now the last row starting at z ending at c then the next side starting at m and ending at b then you finally type the last letter v. Most people type this just to see if something interesting pops up.
qwertpoiuyasdflkjhgzxcmnbv

qwepoiasdlkjzxcmnb 

at this point you might wanna reconsider your life

you just entered the first 3 letters from left then right on the qwerty keyboard and then proceeded to do this for the other lines from high to low
"qwepoiasdlkjzxcmnb"
qwepoiasdlkjzxcmnb by Pizzahunter7 September 9, 2017

qwertpoiuyasdfglkjhzxcvmnb 

YOU ARE SO BORED YOU JUST HAVE TO TYPE QWERTPOIUYASDFGLKJHZXCVMNB! If you keep doing this you will have no life! Save yourself! I guarantee you are at school right now! Come on! Start working! QUIT SEARCHING UP QWERTY COMBOS LIKE ME! Oops. I mean like I never do... hehe.
I like to type qwertpoiuyasdfglkjhzxcvmnb when I'm depressed and have no life.

qwepoiasdlkjzxcmnbrtuyfhgv 

A very severe case of keyboard boredom.
qwepoiasdlkjzxcmnbrtuyfhgv

qwepoiasdlkjzxcmnbrtyufghv 

The ULTIMATE BORDEM typing the first 3 and last 3 keys in each row of the keyboard and then from top to bottom left to right using the remaining keys. Go do something
Person who is really wanting to just go on a vacation or something :*types qwepoiasdlkjzxcmnbrtyufghv*
More from Urban Dictionary

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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