qweeftart
when a woman qweefs and vaginal excretion falls into baking batter, then they use the batter to make there own tart like pastries.
qweeftart by 3 urban muskateers June 12, 2011
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Queeftasticular Cancer
A cancer of the vagina that causes uncontrollable queefage. This has no cure, and causes many women to become sterile or never have boyfriends. Their queefs are generally more potent than others, and fire out queef nuggets like a MP-40. The only way for temporary relief comes with the Queef-B-Gone cream.
Queeftasticular Cancer by FrodoBaggins231 August 5, 2006
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Queeftarted
When a person is performing oral pleasures on a female vagina and the female queefs in the persons face and you become retarded due to the queef in the face acting crazy like a retard
Queeftarted by DJ chrispysoc October 27, 2016
queeftastic
queeftastic by wolf January 11, 2005
Queeftard
1. A queeftard is a retarded douchebag
2. A fart that is released through great displeasure and rectal contractions in the anal canal that can sometimes lead to internal bleeding
2. A fart that is released through great displeasure and rectal contractions in the anal canal that can sometimes lead to internal bleeding
Queeftard by seanisgay3 March 31, 2009
queeftastic
queeftastic by kazyoin December 28, 2021
queeftasticle
(slang) Synonyms: fantastic, awesome dude, kick ass, wow, cool, omg, omfg, omffg, oh my- you get the idea. It is the preferred expression used by the youth of today. Used like "queeftasticle dude!" or "Rytas, that transgender vagina of yours is looking queeftasticle!", or simply as "queeftasticle". It appears as though parents are catching on as reports arrive of one mother in the grand canyon saying "say 'queeftasticle' right before taking a picture". It appears as though parents continue to be total idiots, this reporter thinks, as they even mistake queeftasticle as meaning "cheese". THey should read this definition and get their stories straight, or maybe their kids should way "you fu**ing idiot mom, you got queef nuggets for brains or something? go to urbandicitonary.com and learn the true meaning of queef, yea that lump that comes out of your vagina when your excited, yeah maybe that's why dad left you, ya lump of queef, stupid ass, just read the ******* *** defintion you *** idiot mom, go screw yourself".
queeftasticle by Mindaulgaus March 25, 2007
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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