qweeftart

when a woman qweefs and vaginal excretion falls into baking batter, then they use the batter to make there own tart like pastries.

Those are Olivia's trademark qweeftarts your eating Will.

by 3 urban muskateers June 12, 2011

Queeftasticular Cancer

A cancer of the vagina that causes uncontrollable queefage. This has no cure, and causes many women to become sterile or never have boyfriends. Their queefs are generally more potent than others, and fire out queef nuggets like a MP-40. The only way for temporary relief comes with the Queef-B-Gone cream.

I got Queeftasticular Cancer from Aleta and I eat tons of queef nuggets nowadays.

by FrodoBaggins231 August 5, 2006

Queeftarted

When a person is performing oral pleasures on a female vagina and the female queefs in the persons face and you become retarded due to the queef in the face acting crazy like a retard

Hey fam my girl Sarah queefed on my face and I was queeftarted for five minutes

by DJ chrispysoc October 27, 2016

queeftastic

the opposite of fantastic, but a lot more cheery than saying somethings sucks.

i failed my regions, thats fucking queeftastic.

by wolf January 11, 2005

Queeftard

1. A queeftard is a retarded douchebag
2. A fart that is released through great displeasure and rectal contractions in the anal canal that can sometimes lead to internal bleeding

1. Sean is a queeftard
2. Sean just queeftarded

by seanisgay3 March 31, 2009

queeftastic

a word used by the many generations of the Queefington family.

“Woah dude thats so queeftastic!”

by kazyoin December 28, 2021

queeftasticle

(slang) Synonyms: fantastic, awesome dude, kick ass, wow, cool, omg, omfg, omffg, oh my- you get the idea. It is the preferred expression used by the youth of today. Used like "queeftasticle dude!" or "Rytas, that transgender vagina of yours is looking queeftasticle!", or simply as "queeftasticle". It appears as though parents are catching on as reports arrive of one mother in the grand canyon saying "say 'queeftasticle' right before taking a picture". It appears as though parents continue to be total idiots, this reporter thinks, as they even mistake queeftasticle as meaning "cheese". THey should read this definition and get their stories straight, or maybe their kids should way "you fu**ing idiot mom, you got queef nuggets for brains or something? go to urbandicitonary.com and learn the true meaning of queef, yea that lump that comes out of your vagina when your excited, yeah maybe that's why dad left you, ya lump of queef, stupid ass, just read the ******* *** defintion you *** idiot mom, go screw yourself".

"Queeftasticle!" the class recited as they watched their teacher shoot herself.

by Mindaulgaus March 25, 2007