wolf's definitions

ogame

A free, real time browser, text-based game that is always in play. Your goal is to colonize planets and harvest resources while amassing giant fleets. Ultimately, you want to destroy other fleets while continuously trying to expand your empire. There are multiple universes of this game, and it originated in Germany. It, along with more information, can be found at www.ogame.org.

I forgot to fleetsave last night, and I got crashed in Ogame.

by WoLF April 25, 2005

flaky ass

the shit that sticks to your ass if you sit on the toilet to long when reading the paper. Hard to detect and very hard to clean.

hurry up in the bathroom bro, you're gonna get the flaky ass.

by wolf January 11, 2005

SD Gundam

steaming pile of mini-gundam turd. seriously.

not related to the Gundam series at all. AT ALL!

by Wolf July 2, 2004

Brick City Spackle Knife

After the end of some really dirty butt sex, the pitcher spins the girl around and ejaculates in a facial orifice (preferably her nose so she can smell it) and promptly smooths it over with his still shitty dick, like you would use a spackle knife. Caution: May induce vomiting.

I decided to spice things up, so I gave that bitch a Brick City Spackle Knife.

by wolf December 17, 2004

salad fingers

salad fingers is possibly an ordinary looking man, in an ordinary world, with an unordianry life. He is very mentally ill, depressed and unmedicated, or at least refuses to take it. What we see in salad fingers episodes is how salad fingers sees the world. Being depressed and mentally ill he sees himself as the way we see him and also sees an otherwise thriving world as post apocolyptic. His friends and those he encounters are all figments of his imagination from a combination of mental illness and lonliness. Favor of rust and blood also comes from his mental illness. Salad fingers lives in an apartment in the city, apartment number 22. However he is a lonley isolated man, and therefore he sees his apartment as being just one small house in the middle of nowhere. He has no contact with any other human beings whatsoever, until episode 5, where he interacts with a girl he originally thought was a product of his imagination but turned out to be real. This is signified by her being the only other character in the series other then salad fingers that can speak. Because he simply did not know how to be with real people, he broke down. There is no word yet as to if he ever fully recovered.

"rusty kettle...(scratch scratch)... ooooaaaahhhh"

by Wolf March 2, 2005

leather

Short for Leather Sex ie S/M, B/D ect

The Leather contingent in this year's Gay Pride Parade was very large.

by Wolf September 9, 2003

rough trade

Someone, generally 'scruffy' looking, who participates in S/M type behavior.

He went down to the Dockside bars to look for some roughtrade.

by Wolf September 9, 2003