wolf's definitions

mirk

To fuck a girl. Commonly used by rudeboys and other people of similar intelligence. Currently very popular in london

I'm gonna mirk that gal.

by Wolf March 5, 2005

jk conspiracy 05

the chinese food restaurant is cheating you out of eggroles, purposly.

listen ching chang, i've had enough of this jk conspiracy 05 and just give me my freaking eggrole.

by wolf January 11, 2005

Bum Choppipng

The practice of harvesting fingers or toes from homeless people for the purpose of defrauding a fast food outlet. Practitioners place the harvested digit into a serving of fast food and then claim that the restaurant is at fault.

Bored and pennyless, Jim and Danny resorted to a bum-chopping scheme to try and bring in some cash.

by Wolf April 10, 2005

budner

one who is far below the normal level of intelligence.

you fucked that up- you are such a budner

by wolf May 1, 2003

ape lady

a woman with very hairy arms and back

your mom looks like an ape lady.

by wolf January 11, 2005

SD Gundam

steaming pile of mini-gundam turd. seriously.

not related to the Gundam series at all. AT ALL!

by Wolf July 2, 2004

Brick City Spackle Knife

After the end of some really dirty butt sex, the pitcher spins the girl around and ejaculates in a facial orifice (preferably her nose so she can smell it) and promptly smooths it over with his still shitty dick, like you would use a spackle knife. Caution: May induce vomiting.

I decided to spice things up, so I gave that bitch a Brick City Spackle Knife.

by wolf December 17, 2004