quog

the swift movement of a woman from the bedroom to the bathroom after sexual intercourse where the lady has to queef out all of the semen inside of her vagina into the toilet

I had to go on a quog immediately after my boyfriend put his erect weiner inside of me.

by SamuelJ May 09, 2015

Quog

(n.) Egg nog made from quail eggs.

It just doesn't feel like the holidays in the Southwest US, until mom serves up a nice icy glass of quog.

by liddlebiglyboi December 23, 2019

Quoge

Quoge is a flattened version of doge and is the overlord of everthing and also prongles.

"Quoge Is A Gud Boi"

by Marshmallow Boy Was Taken May 05, 2021

Quog

A person who is incredibly book smart but in reality is a ditz and has no common sense.

Lucy is such a quog i don't understand how she can be so smart and yet so dumb at the same time.

by bnasty :) July 19, 2011

Quog

to "quog" is when you give a handshake so incredibly firm that the recipient's hand instantly collapses into a black hole.

Person 1: my man
<handshake>
Person 2: WHAT THE FUCK DUDE YOU JUST QUOGGED ME

by FelinesGoneFaster November 02, 2023

Quoge

alternate meaning for cum or fart

Sebastian: Im gonna quoge
Charlie: Those are little kids man
Sebastian: No i need to fart

by Hoomphrey June 12, 2023

quogging

The act of putting the nozzle of a compressed air can into your urethra, and holding down until your penis explodes.

Yoooo, did you hear that Jared went quogging?

Yeah, his penis blew up.

by insanetesticles March 07, 2024