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Quog

It just doesn't feel like the holidays in the Southwest US, until mom serves up a nice icy glass of quog.
by liddlebiglyboi December 23, 2019
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A person who is incredibly book smart but in reality is a ditz and has no common sense.
Lucy is such a quog i don't understand how she can be so smart and yet so dumb at the same time.
by bnasty :) July 19, 2011
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quog

the swift movement of a woman from the bedroom to the bathroom after sexual intercourse where the lady has to queef out all of the semen inside of her vagina into the toilet
I had to go on a quog immediately after my boyfriend put his erect weiner inside of me.
by SamuelJ May 10, 2015
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to "quog" is when you give a handshake so incredibly firm that the recipient's hand instantly collapses into a black hole.
Person 1: my man
<handshake>
Person 2: WHAT THE FUCK DUDE YOU JUST QUOGGED ME
by FelinesGoneFaster November 2, 2023
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Quoge is a flattened version of doge and is the overlord of everthing and also prongles.
"Quoge Is A Gud Boi"
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A type of fart characterised by a hot sensation on your ring
Douglas has just quogged
by The quoggg continuum November 9, 2012
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Quogue

A town in eastern long island, considered part of the south shore, where ritzy people live. Here, they drive their Beamer, Benz, or Bentleys, wear sweater-vests, and play croquet. They think they're Lance Armstrong because they ride their bikes everywhere. Here, the roads are total shit. There's water and pot holes all over the place and the roads are narrow as fuck. Unfortunately nobody has any idea where the fuck anything is outside of the small bubble they live in.
Sorry, I don't know where the Surf Club is in Quogue

Husband: The Surf Club? That's all the way down
Wife: no, dear, that's the Saltwater Club where we played Croquet with the Jones'. The Surf Club is in Quogue; you're in East Quogue.

Yo with all the fuckin money in Quogue why don't they fix the goddamn roads??
by Joey Agz August 17, 2010
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