Quogue 

A town in eastern long island, considered part of the south shore, where ritzy people live. Here, they drive their Beamer, Benz, or Bentleys, wear sweater-vests, and play croquet. They think they're Lance Armstrong because they ride their bikes everywhere. Here, the roads are total shit. There's water and pot holes all over the place and the roads are narrow as fuck. Unfortunately nobody has any idea where the fuck anything is outside of the small bubble they live in.

Sorry, I don't know where the Surf Club is in Quogue

Husband: The Surf Club? That's all the way down
Wife: no, dear, that's the Saltwater Club where we played Croquet with the Jones'. The Surf Club is in Quogue; you're in East Quogue.

Yo with all the fuckin money in Quogue why don't they fix the goddamn roads??

Quogue by Joey Agz August 17, 2010

tu quoque fallacy 

(LOGIC) a logical fallacy in which a person defends against an allegation by accusing an adversary of doing the same thing. It's a classic douchebag move because it implies that the speaker has a RIGHT to be a douchebag, by virtue of the fact that someone ELSE is being a douchebag.

From Latin, for "you, too."

WHY IT'S BAD
Suppose A is accused of terrorism. He reacts by accusing B, his enemy, of terrorism. Now, it's possible (but unlikely) that A actually chose this argument knowing he was totally innocent. More likely he wants to claim that his terrorism is PROVOKED. In effect, he's saying, "I have to do this, or I'm entitled to do this, because B did it first."

First, as logic it's a red herring. But what makes it douchebaggery rather than just another wartime propaganda tactic, is that it's MORALLY irrelevant as well as LOGICALLY irrelevant. The victims of terrorism almost never have any material control over either perpetrator ever.

ANNA: Abu Yahya, I don't know if your definition of "tu quoque fallacy" belongs in the Urban Dictionary. This isn't Wikipedia, you know.

ABU YAHYA: The reason I did is that I see all the time people using the rationale that, because somebody else did something bad to me, therefore I get to do something similar to anybody. It's sort of like sloppy revenge.

ANNA: Like men punishing random women because their girlfriends allegedly did something shitty to them?

ABU YAHYA: Actually, that's a perfect example of a tu quoque!

tu quoque fallacy by Abu Yahya June 3, 2010

Quoge

Quoge is a flattened version of doge and is the overlord of everthing and also prongles.

"Quoge Is A Gud Boi"

Quoge by Marshmallow Boy Was Taken May 5, 2021

Tu quoque 

Just because my actions don't coincide with my words does mean my words are untrue

Hym "Tu quoque motherfucker and your actions are ALSO inconsistent with your words. What gives you the right to give worthless advice that doesn't work for the sole purpose of elevating YOURSELF and keeping down others? What gives YOU the right to withhold credit where it's due? To say some shit that I said 5 years ago and pretend 10s of thousands of people aren't seeing you do the shit. Nothing. That's what. Your whole profession if full of hacks but I've only ever see ONE charlatan. What gives me the right? I'm right and you're wrong. That's what gives me the right."

Tu quoque by Hym Iam September 14, 2022

Quiogue 

headphones

jaime you suck quiogue

Quiogue by babababamabmabam September 14, 2018

Quagueophobia

The fear of scrabble, commonly associated with trauma induced by inventiveness and inherently high IQ of your opponent. A rare and debilitating ailment.

He wasn't ready for "spooliest." He fell to the side, and when he awoke, he could not glance in the direction of a scrabble box without a experiencing an episode of quagueophobia, violently shaking and subsequently kicking the nearest item of value.

Quagueophobia by Y'Lord May 18, 2022

Quoge

alternate meaning for cum or fart

Sebastian: Im gonna quoge
Charlie: Those are little kids man
Sebastian: No i need to fart

Quoge by Hoomphrey June 11, 2023