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questionist 

Questionist
- adj. Describes someone who accepts that the concepts of established fact and reality are malleable. Referring to someone as a questionist implies that they embrace the concept that absolute truths, facts, standards, or "correct" or "true" beliefs exist only within the mind of those who hold these concepts as absolute.

- noun One who believes or accepts that there are no absolute truths, facts or concrete concepts , esp. things such as: established standards, ideals, authority, religious beliefs, moral standards, or "normality".

A strange twist and defining characteristic of the questionist, is that these entities or individuals, can be resistant to questioning of their own standards, ideals, beliefs, or perceived truths. Unfortunately this trait works against the questionist and the mindset of questioning the status quo being more readily accepted into society and culture.

A special side note: The enthusiasm and even at times, zealotry with which questionists will defend their own standards, ideals, beliefs, and truths over someone else's is an impressive display, rivaled only by the Vokelkop's Superb Bird of Paradise which lives in the forests of New Guinea.
adj. - Yes, Frank is a questionist, he questions whether microwaves actually heat the food, or if we just believe they do, so that we just think we're burning our mouths on the pizza rolls.

noun - The questionist grew frustrated with the professor describing the physics concepts of as fact.

The questionist fought to have the concept of binary genders removed from the advertising literature used by their company
questionist by SkynFlynt December 18, 2023
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Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People 

A future Nobel-prize winning, best selling book. With over 10 authors, including Matsuda, Richard, Lucy, Seymour, Alli, and TRK, this crazy group of debators takes on the task of answering such unanswerable questions as: "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?""Why did that chicken cross the road in the first place?", and "What is the plural of butter?" This crazy group of intelligent beings go head to head in this back and forth book of debates. The debators combine fact, personal opinion, and senseless rambling to prove their cases. This book WILL be published by 2011. And it WILL become a best-seller by 2013. People will love this book, and this is a first hand-sneak preview of what the future holds. This will be talked about on Oprah. They will make a movie out of it. Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People is the product of evolution/creation debates in Lab Biology, other stupid arguments in Geometry, and exreme boredom.
Oprah Winfrey: Ok, folks, now I would like to welcome the main authors of the best-selling book Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People: Mike, Randy, and JJ!!!

Crowd: Wooooo!!!

21 Questions 

A pathetic excuse for a guy to pry about a girl's sex life.
Boy: Let's play 21 Questions!
Girl: Sure! What's your favorite color?
Boy: Blue, are you a virgin?
21 Questions by kjprizzy September 13, 2017

Dentist Questions 

Boring, stupid, politically correct questions asked by dentists everywhere while they have their fingers in your mouth.
Bob: We're been having nice weather lately, eh? How's school been going?

Janice: Shut up with the Dentist Questions, Bob, you sound like a prick.
Dentist Questions by wt7 September 26, 2010

No questions asked

When you urgently call a friend and ask them to do something for you. no matter how crazy and or weird the situation you're in is, they cannot ask any questions about it.
Mitch: (calling Carl) Carl! I'm under the dumpster at the corner where that autistic hooker sets up shop. I need you to be here in 15 minutes with 3 gluesticks, a leotard and 4 hockey pucks.

Carl: What are you talking about? What the hell is going on??
Mitch: No questions asked!
Carl: Alright fine, I'll be there soon.
No questions asked by Aliza Lerner November 5, 2013

12 Questions 

The favorite 50 Cent song of dyslexic African-American, or inner-city in general, children in Child Protective Services who lack the availability of after-school programs.
You know the kids gonna act a fool when you stop the programs for after school, and they DCFS them, some of them dyslexic. They favorite 50 Cent song's 12 Questions. - Kanye West's "We Don't Care"
12 Questions by jordanforreal October 19, 2007

twenty questions 

A game where one person thinks of something, and the other person has to come up with yes or no questions to narrow down what the thing might be. However, they can only ask twenty questions. After they ask their twentieth question, they must try to guess what the thing is. If they are right, then they win. If they are wrong, than the other person wins.
person #1: "hey, what's twenty questions?"

person #2: "A game where one person thinks of something, and the other person has to come up with yes or no questions to narrow down what the thing might be. However, they can only ask twenty questions. After they ask their twentieth question, they must try to guess what the thing is. If they are right, then they win. If they are wrong, than the other person wins."

person #1: "oh..."
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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