queesin

a pointless act of lying

stretching the the truth in any shape, form or fashion

Cody: Aye austin you see Lebron's dunk last night
Austin: Yea that 360 dunk
Cody: Quit queesin it was a windmill

queesin by JSteve July 22, 2007

Queening

An ancient art in which a woman presses and rubs her genitalia and/or anus against the tongue, lips, and nose of her subordinate. She classically positions herself in a sitting on or straddling over another's face facesitting. The first images of this can be seen in ancient Egyptian drawings, but it is known to have been a historic part of ancient Japanese, Chinese, Indian, Medieval European, Victorian and other cultures. Originally a way for upper class women (Queens included) who wished to achieve sexual gratification without becoming pregnant; be they a virgin or a wife with her husband unavailable. It was usually the job of male slaves and servants to submit to their mistresses desires, in Japan there were even brothels where women and girls would pay for male slaves specially trained in the art of queening.
Today queening is enjoyed by people the world over regardless of social status. In this age of balancing the feminine energy it seems to be a particularly useful way for women to feel empowered and can be equally enjoyable for whom they sit/ride upon. Just remember practice and focus will lead to skill for both people involved.

"Sorry I didn't call you back, I was queening my husband until late last night."
"I bought two slave boys today, come to my palace this evening and we can queen them together and have tea."

Queening by Fuckyomuthafuckincouch June 5, 2014

Queasing 

From: Quantitative Easing, the new official government doublespeak for "printing money out of thin air."

Queasing is much easier to pronounce and evokes that slightly nauseous feeling you get when you realise just how fucked the entire world economy really is.

I'm queasing just thinking about my dwindling pension pot, my loss of savings, my worthless endowment, the fall in the value of my house, my imminent unemployment, global warming.....dude, how much worse can it get?

Queasing by MoeThePlumber March 11, 2009

queening

British Term :-
The act of a woman sitting on her subserviants face for the majority of the day.
Also known as throning

Man shes into kinky shit she likes S&M and queening

queening by Gavin May 22, 2004

queuesink 

(verb-strong) the act of manipulating a shared electronic queue to the detriment of others in the queue.

Whenever I put Gilligan's Island at the head of our queue, I worry that someone will queuesink me.

queuesink by flexmeister January 27, 2010

Queening Chair 

A chair or throne with an opening or a hole in the seat so that a BDSM slave can perform cunnilingus or analingus on his/her Owner (sitting on the slaves face, or queening). There’s usually a strap or head brace beneath the seat so the slave can spend hours under the chair if needed. And with the slave’s body sticking out, it’s also a great recliner.

“There’s nothing like watching American Idol while my bitch is under my queening chair, eating my ass!”

Queening Chair by The guy Under The Chair March 14, 2009

queefinart 

The act when a guy shoves a straw up his anus, and then puts the other end into a girl's vagina and farts.

After Dairy Queen, took my girl back to my house and I gave her a queefinart. Needless to say, I was done with my frosty.

queefinart by coda jane huab July 13, 2012